1. Who Wants To Rock?

Hey Hey Now, What's That Smell?
Just Like Cornbread Done Too Well.
What You Need You Know I Got.
So Hands Up, Who Wants To Rock?

2. Pure Rock Fury

I Walk Wherever The Weather Provides
Because Everybody Needs Some Time Outside
Give Me No Lip And I Tell You No Lie.

Hands Down The Illest Ventriloquist This Side Of The Mississippi River
That's Right Operator Smoother Than Faders On An Automated Sound Board
Andretti's Never Raced Me But If He Wants To Oh I'm Ready Coordination Of The Eye And Hand Is Not My Strong Point But I
Make Due With What I Have.

Pure Rock Fury The Solution Is So Clear
Calling All Humans And Able Volunteers.

I Walk Wherever The Weather Provides Because Everybody Needs Some Time Outside
I've Seen Them Boxes With Peliculas One Time Stands Out In Particular
I Saw You Dance In The Arena All In Makeup Dressed Up Like A Ballerina
I Got To Wonder What's Got Into You Or Just What You Got Into.

Pure Rock Fury The Solution Is So Clear
Calling All Humans And Able Volunteers.

Hotter Than Abba In Nevada Sun In A Real Small Car With The Windows Rolled Up
No Super Trooper Because You Pooped Your Pants And You're Screaming Oh Please Just Give Me One More Chance
Not One To Shrink From Helping Humankind Brother One Other Thing That You Might Keep In Mind
Coordination Of The Eye And Hand Is Not My Strong Point But I Make Due With What I Have.

Pure Rock Fury The Solution Is So Clear
Calling All Humans And Able Volunteers.

3. Sea Of Destruction

The Killer, Scylla, And The Limping Fool
All The Beggars Play By The Beggars' Own Rules
On A Sea Of Destruction

All Right

A Sea Of Destruction

Blackest Jackets Of Their Burning Books
A Lecher Loves What A Lecher Should
On A Sea Of Destruction

All Right

A Sea Of Destruction

Build Your Ship And Sail Across The Sea Of Flame
Leviathans Will Guide You Into Where They Say
Kings Dig Ditches Witches Stitch In Witches' Time
And Proper Paupers Are Of Sound Body And Mind

Greenest Genius Of The Fallen Fool
All The Beggars Play By The Beggars' Own Rules
On A Sea Of Destruction

Build Your Ship And Sail Across The Sea Of Flame
Leviathans Will Guide You Into Where They Say
Kings Dig Ditches Witches Stitch In Witches' Time
And Proper Paupers Are Of Sound Body And Mind

4. Immortal

Who's The Man Who Stole Fire For The People?
Who Causes Trembling In The Bones Of Evil?
Who Carved A Mountain Into A Cathedral?

I Am Immortal.

Half-Blind And Spitting Straight Into The Wind,
Down, Down, Trying To Drag Me Down.

It's All Right, I Go To Dreaming.
It's All Right, I Go To Dreaming.

In Dog Years,

The Blood Of Lions,
I, Liquefying.
I Ain't Dying.
I Am Immortal.

Who Rides The Solar Cycle With No Hands Ma?
Who Found The Ark Inside Texarkana?
Who Asks The Questions That Have No Answers?

Half-Blind And Spitting Straight Into The Wind.
Down, Down, Trying To Drag Me Down.

In Dog Years,

I Am Immortal.
I Am Immortal.
I Am Immortal.

In Dog Years,

The Blood Of Lions,
I, Liquefying.
I Ain't Dying.
I Am Immortal.

5. Careful With That Mic...

So Tell Me, When You Took The Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test
Did You Know The Answers Or Did You Just Guess?
You Rely On Gimmicks To Amuse Your Fans
And Act All Urban To Jack-Up Your Sound-Scan.
What's The Matter With You? How Come You Rhyme Monosyllabically?
Is Atrophy Shrinking Your Entire Vocabulary?
Your Style's Like Garbage Cans Meant To Be Taken Out On A Weekly Basis.
Ever Since Your First Record You've Been In A State Of Suspended Animation.
You Look Like Snuffaluffagus And Australopithecus.
Me Cray, You Abacus.
But Enough About You, Let's Talk About Me
And How Single-Handedly I Redefined The Science Of Radio Astronomy,
Making Nobel Prize Winners Question Their Notions Of Reality.
Oh, But I Digress, You Play Sorry, I Play Chess.
King's Pawn To B3, Checkmate, Go Get Some Percasets.

Careful With That Mic, Weezy.
Do You Really Think It's That Easy?

Mmmm, This Is Really Good Ice Cream! You Want Some Of It?
Oh, My Bad I Didn't Know You Were Lactose Intolerant.
Makes You Pass Gas, Frightens All The Girls Away.
Only Friends You Keep Are Those You Pay.
Always On The Ready For The Wack Snack Attack,
I Carry Sandwiches Around In A Straight-Edge Style Jansport Backpack.
Got The Gadget Q Gave Bond. Take Control Of Your Mind And Make You Jump In A Pond,
Go "Quack Quack" And Flap Your Arms, Leave You Confused, But Completely Unharmed.

Careful With That Mic, Weezy.
Do You Really Think It's That Easy?
Do You Really Think It's True
That Up Above They Can't Hear You?

Now Both You And I Know That The Past Ten Years Have Been Rather Intense.
I'm Ashamed To Admit That I've Been Fooled By The Seductions Of Violence.
People Walking Around With Ugly Auras.
At Times I'm Even Tempted To Seek The Advice Of Dr. Laura,
But I Ignore Her.

So I Take A Deep Breath And Count To Ten,
Ain't Gonna Let It Get Under My Skin.
Take A Deep Breath And Count To Ten.
Think Of All The Nice Places That I Been

Like Back When I Was Waging Peace Against The Visigoths,
I Was Tutored In The Ancient Mysteries By A Wizened Philosoph,
Learned The Polyrhythm Of Celestial Time,
And Wait For The One To Come And Get It Done To Finish The Rhyme.

Careful With That Mic, Weezy.
Do You Really Think It's That Easy?
Do You Really Think It's True
That Up Above They Can't Hear You?

6. Impetus

Impetus

Justification, The Means Are The End
Doctrine And Dogma, I Will Not Relent
This World A Garden In Need Of Such Weeding
This World A Minefield In Need Of Such Sweeping

This Ministration Without Full Consent
Fire And Brimstone, I Will Not Relent
Just As All Good Things Must Come To An End
I Will Administer As I See Fit

I Will Not Relent
I Will Not Relent
I Will Not Relent
I Am Driven

Impetus

I Am Driven

7. El Jefe Speaks

Like A Fly To Doo Doo
You Need Me Like A Bird Needs Wings
Or Little Bunny Fufu Who Needs To Bop The Field Mice
So All The Kids Can Sing

They Call Me El Jefe
El Primo De Los Matadors
The Master Of The Metaphor,
A Chaw Chewin' Troubadour
The One You've Come To Love And Adore,
And I've Come To Take You Away

Take You Away
Take You Away
Take You Away

Take You Away
Take You Away
Take You Away

I'll Make You Go Goo Goo
Like A Baby That Sees Candy Right Before Its Eyes
I'll Kiss Your Little Boo Boo
Make It Better Than It's Ever Felt Before

They Call Me El Jefe
El Primo De Los Matadors
The Master Of The Metaphor,
A Chaw Chewin' Troubadour
The One You've Come To Love And Adore,
And I've Come To Take You Away

I'll Take You Away Now
I'll Take You Away Now

Can You Do The Two Step Fleshtone Slide?
Well I'll Teach You
Can You Do The Achy Breaky Eyeball Dance?
Well I'll Teach You

Can You Do The Two Step Fleshtone Slide?
Well I'll Teach You
Can You Do The Achy Breaky Eyeball Dance?
Well I'll Teach You

They Call Me El Jefe
The Boss And The Point Man
And I've Come To Take You Away
They Call Me El Jefe
The Boss And The Hit Man
And I've Come To Take You Away

8. Rock And Roll Outlaw

In The North They Call Us Rebels,
In The South They Call Us Yankees,
Because Every Other Sucker's Born To Do The Hokey Pokey
With The Skillet Lickin' Time Keepers,
The Grinning Reapers
Of A Missionary Rock Star.

You Can Rock It Like Sir Sisyphus,
But Even In It's Genesis
It's Really Quite Ridiculous,
'Lectric Hobo, So Now You Know
Not To Clock The Weeble Wobble Hot Rod Gang,
Revelator Big Bang.

You Can't Hang With The Heavinesses Hung
Among The Houses Of The Rising Tongue.
No Fun To Crack The Axle,
But It's Got To Be Done
Beaus Whenever You Wobble The Weebles
You Know That They Get Ticked Off.

And In The Season Of Boll-Weevil Speaking Evil In Your Ear,
And A Pile Of Manure Fertilizing All Your Fears,
We Yabbadabbadoo All The Way To Shangri-La.
Here It Is With The Rock And Roll Outlaw.

Where Rock Is Criminal, Criminals Rock.
Where Rock Is Criminal, They Rock Like This.
Where Rock Is Criminal, Criminals Rock.
Where Rock Is Criminal, They Rock Like This.

Hee Haw, Hee Haw, Hee Haw, Hee Haw,
I'm A Rock And Roll Outlaw. Where Rock Is Criminal, Criminals Rock.
Where Rock Is Criminal, They Rock Like This.

9. 12 Ounce Epilogue

This Was Always The Last Place
I Expected To Be
Once Upon An Apocalypse
So Better Make The Most Of It
So I Said To The Horsemen
Have A Coke And A Smile
So I Said To The Horsemen
Why Not Stick Around For A While?

But They Said You Got The Wrong One Baby
The New Generation Is Pushing Up Some Daisies
And By Decree Of Rapture Inc.
We're Closing This Here Market Permanently

Coming Down Like A Ton Of Lead
More Bang For Your Buck
More Pangs For The Dead
Coca Cola And Armageddon
I Like It, Like It, Yes I Do

So They
Tried To Teach The World To Sing
In Perfect Harmony
But It Was Way Off Key
So Here Comes The Big Rc
The Melting Pot Boils
The Bible Belt Breaks
And Young America Begins To Sing

Coca Cola And Armageddon
We Like It, Like It, Yes We Do
Coca Cola And Armageddon
It's The Real Thing Now
Come And Get It

10. Big News I

The Fog Is Rolling In,
The Tide Is High.
Diane's As Fat Can Be,
Aye, Captain, Aye.

The Guests Seem More Than Pleased,
How Is The Wine?
We Shall Be Underway
On The By And By.

Ahead One Third
Ahead Two Thirds
Full Ahead Flank
And Out From The Belly Of The Whale Came A Prophet
Amen.

Go Shoot The Moon, The Sun,
The Great Divide.
I Believe There's A Storm A' Brewin',
Nine Crows At Nine O'Clock Nigh.

Dutch Man At The Mizzenmast,
Six Harpies Are Singin' To The Lee,
I Believe She's Going Down,
I Believe Were Gonna Die Die Die!

Fortune Tellers Make A Killing Nowadays,
Me, Oh My,
Howdy Doody's Past The House Of Aquarius,
Bring Me More Whiskey And Rye.

Big News From The Party Boat

Oh Sir, Do Not Distress
The Food Is Fine.
Oh, But I Must Confess
I Do Find The Wine A Wee Bit Dry.

Fifteen Men On A Dead Man's Chest,
Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rye.
Drink And The Devil Had Done For The Rest'
She's Sunk Full Fathom, Five Five Five!

Fortune Tellers Make A Killing Nowadays,
Me, Oh My,
Howdy Doody's Past The House Of Aquarius,
Bring Me More Whiskey And Rye.

Big News From The Party Boat

Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Dry, Dry Bones,
Come Down To The Locker Of Davy Jones

11. Big News II

Yeah

Can't Funk With The Feel
Or With The Other Three
This Mother Load
Comin' Atcha, All 3D's

We Got Big News
The Party Boat Is Here
The Band Is Kicking
And I See Lots Of Beer

And I Believe There Is Gambling
On The Deck Just Below From Here

We Got Greedo
Solo To The Rear
They Know The Deal
Sacks Packed And Stacked With

Pieces Of Eight
A Sailor's Life For Me
Live Free Or Die
Never Look A Bounty Hunter In The Eye
Damn

Now Where Were We?

I Think Aces High
Sleeves Are Rolled
Tremendous Diamonds
And A Mouth Of Gold

I Spent Many Years A Rambling
I'll Never Change These Foolish Ways
'Cause Fortune Tellers Make A Killing Nowadays
Best Keep Living Like A Castaway
With My Sack Packed

Pieces Of Eight
A Sailor's Life For Me
Live Free Or Die
Never Look A Merman In The Eye
Damn

12. Brazenhead

The Kaleidoscope Program
Is Functioning So Beautifully.
Fire Up All The Primary Engines.
Calculate Projected Nexus.

Take A Good Plane And Shave Off All The Edges
Not Straight Enough To Make A Perfect Structure. Indigenous Life Must Be In Agreement
Like One, Meaning Some, And Zero Meaning Nothing.

Continue Stretching The Edge Of Rondure,
While Maintaining Geodesic Stasis.
Anomaly Detected.
No Previous Known Cases.

Take A Good Plane And Shave Off All The Edges
Not Straight Enough To Make A Perfect Structure. Indigenous Life Must Be In Agreement
Like One, Meaning Some, And Zero Meaning Nothing.

Colossal Liquid Insect
With Legs The Size Of Rockets.
Analyze Its Orgone Levels.
Switch View To Kaleidoscopic.

Take A Good Plane And Shave Off All The Edges
Not Straight Enough To Make A Perfect Structure. Indigenous Life Must Be In Agreement
Like One, Meaning Some, And Zero Meaning Nothing.

13. The Soapmakers

Behind The Cliffside Inn,
I Heard A Fiddle And A Mandolin,
Keeping Rhythm On An Old Washboard
And Stomping On The Floor.
Saw People Of All Sorts
Dancing 'Round In Twos And Fours,
Caroling About Days Of Old,
And What The Future Holds.

In The Middle Was A Big Cauldron
That They Were Stirring, Stirring,
And There Were Trees Around
That They Kept Burning, Burning.
I Asked A Toothless Man
Who All These People Were, And
He Said, "The Soapmakers,
And We Are Working, Working."

As They Stirred Heaven And Earth, They Combined To One,
And Everything Was Everyone And Each One Was All.
As They Stirred I Heard A Trumpet Call,
And Everything Was Everyone And Each One Was All.

As They Stirred Heaven And Earth, They Combined To One,
And Everything Was Everyone And Each One Was All.
As They Stirred I Heard A Trumpet Call,
And Everything Was Everyone And Each One Was All.

14. Escape From The Prison Planet

Then Against My Better Judgment I Went Walking Out That Door.
I Smiled At One Person Then I Nodded To Three More.
One Man Asked Me For A Dollar, I Asked Him, "What's It For?"
He Said, "I Have Seen Them." I Said, "O.K., It's Yours."
And As Featured On The MTV, The Local High School Lets Out,
And The Town Becomes Anarchy.
Parties Are Crashed, Skid Marks Are Measured.
The Story's In The Paper, You May Read It At Your Leisure.

Get Out.
Eject.
Escape From The Prison Planet.
Get Out.
Eject.
Escape From The Prison Planet.

And To The Tune Of A Billion Dollars, I Supplied To The D.O.E.
Some Tasty Little Nuggets Of Alien Technology.
And As One Might Expect, I've Been Harassed For Years.
The Men In Black Have Been Bending My Ear.
As A Matter Of Fact, They Were Just Here Today,
But I Escaped Them Through A Secret Passageway.
Once I Lived There For One Thousand Days.

Get Out.
Eject.
Escape From The Prison Planet.
Get Out.
Eject.
Escape From The Prison Planet.

I Have Plans For The Future, Guess They're Futuristic Plans.
Move Out West And Buy Some Desert Lands.
Maybe Up North, Just Past Alaska.
You Know Nothing Of This If They Ask You.
Red Rover, Red Rover, Bob Lazar's Coming Over.
So Honey Clear The Airstrip And Light Up That Stove.
By Jove, I Think It's Started. Oh Yeah,
Escape From The Prison Planet.

Billion People Harvest On Mars.
Rebuild The Remnants Of The Obelisk,
One Mile From The Pyramid.
Escape From The Planet Of The Apes.
Go Forth, Ad Infinitum.
Return The Relics To The Elephant.
And Atlantis Rises.

Get Out.
Eject.
Escape From The Prison Planet.
Ejector Seat Ignite.

Billion People Harvest On Mars.
Rebuild The Remnants Of The Obelisk,
One Mile From The Pyramid.
Escape From The Planet Of The Apes.
Go Forth, Ad Infinitum.
Return The Relics To The Elephant.
And Atlantis Rises.

15. Rats

Rats Over The Dishes
Rats Over The Dishes
Please Tell Me What The Ratties Say
Please Tell Me What The Ratties Say
Rats Over The Dishes

And God Was Certainly A Genius
To Expose This Human Weakness

Rats Over The Dishes
Please Tell Me What The Ratties Say

And The Doorway Is A Cutaway Of Flesh And Bone
Lay Me Down Upon A Bed Of Roses

And To Think That This Was Once My Home
But Now Some Sick Bastard's Pleasure Dome
They Say To Build A Better Man Trap
Will Lead The Rats To Beat A Path To Your Door

Build A Better Man Trap
And The Rats Will Beat A Path To Your Door