1. Decadence Dance

"Francis!
Francis! Be careful!"

Let's Go

Trying so hard to keep up with the Joneses
Running a rat race and won by our noses
Always put one foot in front of the other
And dance to the beat of the dacadent drummer

Just buy a brand new pair of Fred Astaire shoes
Climbing to the top, never gonna stop
It's the same old song, and one, two, three, and dec-a-dance

(Dance) Dance
(Dance) Dance
(Dancing to the decadence dance) Dance
Everybody decadancing
Dancing to the decadence
Dancing to the decadence dance

It's hard to stop once the music gets started
'Til the soles of your feet harden up like your heart did
Stepping in line with the sign of the timer
Seduced by the tune of the decadent dancer

Woo!
The decadent dancer!

Just buy a brand new pair of Fred Astaire shoes
Climbing to the top, never gonna stop
It's the same old song, and one, two, three, and dec-a-dance

(Dance) Dance
(Dance) Dance
(Dancing to the decadence dance) Dance
Everybody decadancing
Dancing to the decadence
Dancing to the decadence

(Dance) Dance
(Dance) Dance
(Dancing to the decadence dance) Dance
Everybody decadancing
Dancing to the decadence
Dancing to the decadence
(Dance) Dance
(Dance) Dance
(Dance) Dance

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance (Dance)
(Dance) Dance
Dancing to the decadence dance
Everybody decadancing
Dancing to the decadence
Dancing to the decadence dance

(Dance) Dance
(Dancing to the decadence dance) Dance
Everybody decadancing
Dancing to the decadence
Dancing to the decadence dance
Dancing to the decadence dance...huh!

2. Li'l Jack Horny

Mother Goose
Never should have ever let that Jack get loose
But that little boy blue
Keeps messing all the things he gets his hands into

Now look what you've done
Stuck in your thumb, pulled out a plum

Mama says boys will be boys
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny
I said, Mama says boys will be boys
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny

Jack and Jill
Went up and down and up and fooled around the hill
Now only time will tell
How late the rabbit will arrive in wonderland

Now, look, look at a-what you've done
Stuck in your thumb, pulled out a plum

Mama says boys will be boys
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny
A-Daddy says, don't need no birth control
(Daddy says, daddy says)
That's Little Jack Horny

Ohh, whoa
A-dabba-dab-doo
A-dabba-dab-doo
A-dabba-dab-doo

Mama says boys will be boys
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny
Mama says boys will be boys
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny
Mama says boys will be boys
(Mama says, mama says)
That's Little Jack Horny

3. When I'm President

I remember it well, I was just about three
My dad said, "Son, what do you want to be?"
It didn't ring no bell, but I said
"Daddy, I'm a bit too young, what do you want from me?"

I'm much older now, I'm almost a man
I can do anything, you bet I can
Raise a family, now wouldn't that be grand
So sorry, but I got bigger plans

You can be anything in the world today
Like a preacher, a teacher, a baseball player
Those kind of things I just don't care
I want to represent the USA

(The American Dream)
Oh, as far as the eye oh say can you see
(I want to be)
I want to be the leader of the country

When I'm President
Things will be different
We'll start a new government
When I'm President

When I'm President
You can be in my cabinet
I'll be your heaven sent
President

First things first, we're gonna change the rules
Better listen up, all you boys and girls
Your prez says there'll be no after school
So vote for me, now wouldn't that be cool

(Yeah), yeah
(Yeah), yeah

Now I know there's trouble in the Middle East
I'll spend all the money when I stop the Arms Race
On my brothers in the desert, gonna have themselves a feast
When that's done, then we'll start on world peace

(So go ask Alice)
Oh, you know what he said
(What did he say?)
"Remember, I wanna be elected"

When I'm president
Things will be different
We'll start a new government
When I'm president

When I'm president
You can be in my cabinet
I'll be your heaven sent president...huh!

President
President

When I'm president
Things will be different
We'll start a new government
When I'm president

When I'm president
You can be in my cabinet
I'll be your heaven sent...

I'm President!
Things will be different
I'd like a new government
When I'm president

When I'm president
Say, you can be in my cabinet
I'll be your heaven sent president...oh,yeah!

Not gonna do it!

4. Get The Funk Out

If you don't like what you see here
Nobody wants to take you prisoner
So let me make it nice and clear dear
The exit is right there
I don't mean to be rude dude
But you'd better change your attitude
(I don't like what I see here)

You're all invited to the party
You know you didn't have to come
No rotten apple's gonna spoil my funk

If you don't like what you see here
Get the funk out
We won't try to force feed you
Get the funk out

Pure poetry
Not bad, for a pasty faced white boy

You can't please everbody
But everybody cannot please me
(I don't like what I see here)
That's why I do what I want to
So why don't you do it to me, do it to me, hey
So if you don't like what you see here
You can always leave the country
(I don't like what I see here)

You're all invited to the party
(You are invited to the party)
You know you didn't have to come
(You know you didn't have to come)
No rotten apple's gonna spoil my funk

If you don't like what you see here
Get the funk out
Ha, a-get the funk out, get the funk out
We won't try to force feed you
Get the funk out
Ha, now get the funk out, get the funk out

If you don't like what you see here
Get the funk out, get the funk out, get the funk out
Get the funk out
We won't try to
(we won't try to)
Force feed you
(Force feed you)
Get the funk out

If you don't like (If you don't like)
What you see here (What you see here)
Get the funk out
Get the funk out, get the funk out, get the funk out
We won't try to (we won't try to)
force feed you (Force feed you)
Get the funk out
Ha, now get the funk out, get the funk out

If you don't like (If you don't like)
What you see here (What you see here)
Get the funk out
(Get the funk out, get the funk out, get the funk out)

If you don't like what you see here
Get the funk out
We won't try to force feed you
Get the funk out

If you don't like what you see here
Get the funk out
We won't try to force feed you
Get the

5. More Than Words

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel

More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

La-di-da-da-di-da-da-da-da
More than words

Now that I've tried to
Talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do
Is close your eyes and just reach out your hands
And touch me
Hold me close don't ever let me go

More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying I love you

La-di-da-da-di-da-da-da-da
More than words
La-di-da-da-di-da-da-da-da
More than words
La-di-da-da-di-da-da-da-da
More than words
La-di-da-da-di-da-da-da-da
More than words

Ooooh... more than... words

6. Money (In God We Trust)

(Did you say your prayers?
Don't forget to put your tooth under the pillow.)

Hallelujah!

Now I lay, I lay me down to sleep
Hallelujah, Almighty dollar
I praise the Lord, afford my roll to keep
Hallelujah, Almighty dollar

Money
I need more money
Just a little more money
I said I need more money
Yeah, yeah,

(Money) Money
(I need more money) I need more money
(Just a little more money) Just a little more money
(I need more money) Yeah, I need more money

And give us these days
Our daily bread
Only you we praise
Almighty dollar

(Money) My personal saviour
(Money) A material lust
(Money) Life's only treasure
(Money) In God we trust

And if I should die before I wake
Hallelujah, Almight dollar
I'm gonna take the money that I make
Hallelujah, Almighty dollar

Money
I need more money
Just a little more money
I said I need more money, yeah yeah

(Money) Money
(I need more money) I need more money
(Just a little more money) Just a little more money
(I need more money) Yeah, I need more money

And give us these days
Our daily bread
Only you we praise
Almighty dollar

(Money) My personal saviour
(Money) A material lust
(Money) Life's only treasure
(Money) In God we trust

Now I lay, I lay me down to sleep
I praise the lord, afford my roll to keep
If I should die before I wake
I'm gonna take all the fucking money I make

(Money) My personal savior
(Money) Oh, a material lust
(Money) Yeah, life's only treasure
(Money) In God We Trust

(Money) My personal savior
(Money) Oh, a material lust
(Money) Yeah, life's only treasure
(Money) In God We
Yeah, In God We
Yeah, In God We Trust

Hallelujah!

7. It's A Monster

Everbody was born in it
Sure as hell gonna die in it
Some people don't give a shit
Whether or not they're full of it

It's on my mind
most of the time
That's when you find
we all go blind

Then it will start
to get in our hearts
It's gone too far
that's who we are

It's a monster (We all have within us)
It's a monster (It's a monster) It's a monster
It's a monster (Turns us into sinners)
It's a monster (It's a monster)

It started when I played with it
It turned into a habit
And after that, once you've been bit
Ah, you can't seem to get rid of it

It's on my mind (It's on my mind)
Most of the time (Most of the time)
That's when I find (That's when I find)
We all go blind (We all go blind)

Then it will start
to get in our hearts
It's gone too far
that's who we are

It's a monster (We all have within us)
It's a monster (It's a monster) It's a monster
It's a monster (Turns us into sinners)
It's a monster (It's a monster) ow, ow, ow

It's a monster (We all have within us)
It's a monster (It's a monster) It's a monster
It's a monster (Turns us into sinners)
It's a monster (It's a monster), it's a, it's a

Uh, uh, ah-choo

Everybody was born in it
Sure as hell gonna die in it
Some people don't give a shit

It's a monster (We all have within us)
It's a monster (It's a monster) It's a monster
It's a monster (Turns us into sinners)
It's a monster (It's a monster), it's a, it's a

It's a monster (We all have within us)
It's a monster (It's a monster) It's a monster
It's a monster (Turns us into sinners)
It's a monster (It's a monster), it's a, it's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

8. Pornograffitti

Sex!

Sex on the brain
Pumped in my veins
Flowing from my head to my feet

Sex on TV
Rotation heavy
You and I are what we eat

Sex when I'm all alone
It calls me on the phone
Can't stop this ringing in my ear

Sex in excess
Filling all our senses
Keep saying there's nothing to fear

Can't you read the writing on the wall
Can't you seee the rising and the fall
Whoa, can't you see it!

All I see is pornograffitti
All I hear is pornograffitti
See no, hear no
All I speak is pornograffitti
All I fear is pornograffitti
Speak no evil

Sex in 3D
No evil eyes see
Too much of it and you'll go blind

Sex education
Misinformation
Kiss me where the sun don't shine

Sex it surrounds me
Pornograffiti
It's all so constitutional

Sex is literate
Read all about it
But censor where you all can go,go,go

Can't you read the writing on the wall
Can't you see the rising and the fall

All I see is pornograffitti
All I hear is pornograffitti
See no, hear no
All I speak is pornograffitti
All I fear is pornograffitti
Speak no evil

All I see is Pornograffitti
All I hear is pornograffitti
See no, hear no
All I speak is pornograffitti
All I fear is pornograffitti
Speak no evil

Se-se-se-sex!!
Can't you hear the writing on the wall

All I see is pornograffitti
All I hear is pornograffitti
See no, hear no
All I speak is pornograffitti
All I fear is pornograffitti
Speak no evil

All I see is pornograffitti
All I hear is pornograffitti
See no, hear no
All I speak is pornograffitti
All I fear is pornograffitti
Speak no evil

Sex,sex,sex,sex
Sex,sex,sex,sex
Sex,sex,sex,sex
Sex,sex!
Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah!
Sex sells

9. When I First Kissed You

New York City can be so pretty
From a bird's eye view
Because up there, yeah, that's where
I first kissed you

A modern day romance
A perfect performance
Acting like two fools
Saying silly things
Whisper sweet nothings
Like young lovers only do

I was shaking, you were breathtaking
Like the Empire State
My voice was so far, not quite Sinatra
Singing songs so great

The clock struck one
The night still very young
In the city that never sleeps
Then a whirlwind blew
When I first kissed you
Nearly swept me, swept me off my feet

When I first kissed you
That's when I knew, oh
I was in love

Because up there
Yeah, that's where
I first kissed you

10. Suzi (Wants Her All Day What?)

Sexy Suzi
Losing all her sleep
Feeling ver hungry
She's got her tongue in cheek
Uh, huh

Sweet and sour
A bitter tasting treat
It's the only flavor
I think she likes to
(She likes to eat)
She likes to eat

Suzi wants her all day sucker
Suzi wants her all day what?
Suzi wants her all day sucker
Suzi wants her all day what?

Hard rock candy
Coated cavities
Licking lollipoppers
As long as she says pretty please
You'd better mind your manners

Said, little Red Riding Hood
Got a healthy appetite
So don't be scared big bad wolf
I think she doesn't
(She doesn't bite)
No, she doesn't bite

Suzi wants her all day sucker
Suzi wants her all day what?
Suzi wants her all day sucker
Suzi wants her all day what?

Oh
Try this tongue twister on for size
Suzi sells seashells on the seashore
Suzi sells seashells on the what?

Suzi wants her all day sucker
Suzi wants her all day what?
Suzi wants her all day sucker
Suzi wants her all day what?

Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

A-good God!
A-two times!

11. He-Man Woman Hater

"No Women Allowed!"

Let me tell you about this love and hate relation
Between a man and a woman
And so none of you all get the wrong interpretation
I can't live with them
Gonna die without them

Sooner or later
You'll be a he man woman hater
It's inevitable
And to become one
You've gotta really hate to love them
He man woman hater

(He) He man (Man) woman hater
You know I love to hate cause I hate to love them

He man's behavior doesn't need no explanation
We all got a one track mind
He men have always had a sexual preoccupation
It's gonna be your place, or it's gonna be mine

Sooner or later
You'll be a he man woman hater
It's inevitable
And to become one
You've gotta really hate to love them
He man woman hater

(He) He man (Man) woman hater
You know I love to hate cause I hate to love them
(He) He man (Man) woman hater
Can't live with them
Gonna die without them

Sooner or later
You'll be a he man woman hater
It's inevitable, it's inevitable
And to become one
You've got to really hate to love them
He man woman hater

Sooner or later
You'll be a he man woman hater
It's inevitable, it's inevitable
Yeah, yeah, He-He-He-Man
And to become one
You've got to really hate to love them
He man woman hater

Hey, woman hater
You know I love to hate, 'cause I hate to love them
(He) He man (Man) woman hater
Can't live with them,gonna die without them
(He) He man (Man) woman hater
Can't live with them and I'd like to shoot 'em!

Wench (Ha, ha, ha)

12. Song For Love

I lie awake with open eyes
My love just died
I'm cold inside

Can't face the thought to be alone
All by myself on my own
Love's come and gone

I look around and see
The hearts that still are broken
I can't believe all of our hearts remain unopened
They go on and on, with that same old song

So wipe off the frown
And turn around and face each other

Come on, come on
Let's sing a song

A song for you
a song for me
a song for love

All for one and one for all together
Singing a song for love
You and I are none without the other
Singing a song for love

You let the time pass by
Big boys don't cry
Believe that lie
Why do I?

A broken heart that never mends
Is this the end
Listen my friend

These walls of hate
That separate on from the other
Time to rebuild bridges of love
One to another

Come on, come on
Let's sing a song

A song for you
a song for me
a song for love

All for one and one for all together
Singing a song for love
You and I are none without the other
Singing a song for love

All for one and one for all together
Singing a song for love
Well, everyone sing along
You and I are none without the other
Singing a song for love
Singing, singing a song

Come on, yeah, come on
Come on everybody

All for one, one for all
Singing, a-singing a song

You and I, you and I, can love to fly
Singing, singing a song

(All for one) yeah
(One for all) yeah
(You gotta sing, yeah, yeah)
Yeah (Singing a song for love!)

13. Hole Hearted

Ooh yeah, wooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Life's ambition occupies my time
Priorities confuse the mind
Happiness, one step behind
This inner peace I've yet to find

Rivers flow into the sea
Yet even the sea is not so full of me
If I'm not blind why can't I see
That a circle can't fit where a square should be

There's a hole in my heart
That can only be filled by you
And this hole in my heart
Can't be filled with the things I do

Hole hearted
Hole hearted

This heart of stone is where I hide
These feet of clay kept warm inside
Day by day, less satisfied
Not fade away before I die

Rivers flow into the sea
Yet even the sea is not so full of me
If I'm not blind why can't I see
That a circle can't fit where a square should be

There's a hole in my heart
That can only be filled by you
And this hole in my heart
Can't be filled with the things I do

There's a hole in my heart
That can only be filled by you
I should have known from the start
I'd fall short with the things I do

Hole hearted
Hole hearted
Hole hearted
Hole hearted
Hole hearted
Hole hearted, yeah