1. 1981
Time to join in on the b-movie craze
Yes you love it, we can see it on your face
It's time to capture that feeling we all crave
Watching horny teens meet an early grave
We're going back to the golden age of slashers
Getting rid of all party bashers
And if you're one of us then you know why
Love it 'til death and we won't let it die
Adding fuel to the slasher frenzy fire
Blood and guts to take you higher
Knife-wielding maniacs, the ultimate fun
'Cause tonight it is 1981
Slicing and dicing, the body count starts
Like a kitchen knife straight through your heart
Unstoppable maniacs with murderous skills
We're on an endless search for those bloody thrills
Watch the final girl in a cat-and-mouse game
Movies designed to scare and entertain
Straight to video, we don't care
As long as it's a violent and really bloody affair
Show as your VCR and we'll tell you who you are
You better pray that your collection
Can handle our fierce inspection
Young horny teens versus really sharp knifes
Perpetrators out to gouge your eyes
A swing of the blade and you better beware
The things we do for a really good scare
Body count classics in an endless row
We need reel violence to spice up the show
And if you're one of us, then you know why
Love it 'til death and we won't let it die
2. Nightmares In A Damaged Brain
Those wonder drugs didn't work too well
Put poor George on a highway to hell
Pressure building, pure hatred his will
With a strengthening desire to kill
Out on a killing spree, he will slay
A streak of hate leads his way
His fathers deeds put him to shame
Sharpening his wretched blame
A victim of negative prognosis
Spells of delirium and psychosis
Deeds of the criminally insane
Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
A lifetime behind those padded walls
In his head demented voices call
Mentally strapped in his rage
All that medicine that became a cage
Tension ripping through his veins
Losing his mind or already insane
Memories of his childhood intensifies
All he knows, his family has to die
A victim of negative prognosis
Spells of delirium and psychosis
Deeds of the criminally insane
Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
Murderous desire suppressed
Homicidal urges compressed
No way to escape the pain
Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
Psychopathic mental state
Feel no pity, he's all hate
3. Hell Night
As a part of an old initiation rite
Four pledges must spend the night
In a house with a terrifying legacy
A father killed his whole family
Unaware that they're on a death trip
In a ritual to earn membership
Of the fraternity Alpha Sigma Rho
Off to Garth Manor they all go
A night to remember
Try to stay alive
A night to dismember
Who will survive until dawn
On Hell Night
Fighting to survive they realize
That it takes two to terrorize
An evil creature born to tear and shred
Another killer that wants them dead
A night to remember
Try to stay alive
A night to dismember
Who will survive until dawn on this terrifying
Night to remember
Try to stay alive
A night to dismember
Who will survive until dawn
On Hell Night
4. Corpse Mania
He loves the dead
Even after they're cold
A lifless body to caress
Stare into dead eyes
He feels paralysed
Then he starts to undress
His chosen paraphilia
Endless necrophilia
Obsessive necromania
To feel death deep inside
It's fucking Corpse Mania
When their lives end
The real terror begins
He's a desecrator in excess
The way that he likes them
Cold and decomposed
And now it's time to confess
It's fucking Corpse Mania!
5. Friday The 13th Part 2
One – Alice L. Hardy
Head stabbed with an ice pick
Two – Crazy Ralph
Strangled with barbed wire
Three – Deputy Winslow
Head stabbed with a hammer claw
Four – Scott
Throat slashed with a machete
Two times the fear
Two times the carnage
Two times the terror
Two times the fear
As the body count continues
On Friday the 13th Part 2
Five – Terry
Killed off-screen
Six – Mark
Head struck with a machete
Seven – Jeff
Back impaled with a spear
Eight – Sandra Dier
Chest impaled also with a spear
Nine – Vickie
Repeatedly stabbed with a knife
Ten – Paul
Presumed dead
6. The Burning
A practical joke gone horribly wrong
Burned Cropsy to a crisp and then some
Hospitalised, biding this time
He's back with a hedge trimmer to grind
Back at the camp, it's fright night
Lurking in the woods near the old campsite
Happy young campers soon to be dead
Ripe for the slaughter that lies ahead
Don't look, he'll see you
Don't breathe, he'll hear you
The Burning
When the shears swing the fingers go
Stab one in the throat and watch the blood flow
Split another skull and the brains pour out
Armed with an axe, make them shout
A flamethrower used in the final attack
But this time he'll loose, a revenge setback
Nailed by an axe, it's understood
Now Cropsy will burn, and burn for good
Cropsy's back for revenge
All dressed in black
It's not just a tale
This legend is real
Should have never come out here
Your end is near
Gather round the campfire if you want to die!
Don't look, he'll see you
Don't breathe, he'll hear you
Don't move, you're dead!
Don't...
The Burning
7. The Funhouse
The threat is real
And the fear that you feel
Will make you squeel
At the carneval of terror
Feel the sharpness
In a world of darkness
You'll end up a carcass
To stay was a fatal error
Pay to get in
Pray to get out
Something very deadly
Is alive in The Funhouse
His hidden identity
A hideous deformity
Your fate, inevitably
Is to face the face of horror
Weren't meant to defy
Only their rules apply
It's time to die
A fate reflected in a funny mirror
In The Funhouse
8. The House By The Cemetery
Scenes of unspeakable gore
Lurking behind the cellar door
Reveal the gruesomeness inside
On his quest for eternal life
Victims torn by deadly strife
Blood cells to regenerate
Scenes of unspeakable gore
Lurking behind the cellar door
On his quest for eternal life
Victims torn by deadly strife
Past and present collide
The gates to hell open wide
At The House by the Cemetery
Caught in a vortex of fear
The end of your life is near
At The House by the Cemetery
His decaying flesh rots away
With merciless wrath he will slay
Beware the forces of the blood beasts
Sadistic experiments galore
Dr Freudstein's back for more
Hiding in the basement below
His decaying flesh rots away
With merciless wrath he will slay
Sadistic experiments galore
Dr Freudstein's back for more
Trapped inside the house of dread
Soon to die, yes the end is near
Nowhere to hide, the blood is spread
Down those stairs, your hell awaits
9. Burial Ground
Behold the prophecy
Of the black spider
Earth shall tremble
Graves open wider
Among the living
They shall come
Messengers of death
Worms and scum
When the moon turns red
The dead shall rise
The nights of terror is upon us all
At the Burial Ground
Zombies arise
Out of the crypt
Horde of the undead
Flesh been ripped
Gut munching brutes
Have been released
Reanimated and rotten
A cadaverous feast
A manor under siege
Rescue beyond reach
As the zombies attack
Hungry for a snack
10. The Prowler
A Dear John letter from his sweetheart
The trigger that made his world fall apart
A maniac on the prowl for a thrill
With a sadistic twist he starts to kill
Avenge the betrayal suffered years ago
Those lying bastards just had to go
Die a violent death, eternal damnation
As the blood flows, a strange sensation
If he wants you, he will get you
If he gets you, you'll wish you were dead
[Chorus 1]
The Prowler, back from world war two
The Prowler, now he's looking for you
It's not over yet for this insane vet
He is having a ball killing them all
He's The Prowler, returns to Avalon Bay
Overcharged with hate and spite
Out for revenge, will slaughter tonight
Prone to that dangerous contact
Adrenaline flows as the victims fight back
If he wants you, he will get you
If he gets you, you'll wish you were dead
The Prowler, back from world war two
The Prowler, now he's looking for you
It's not over yet for this insane vet
He is having a ball killing them all
He's The Prowler, on this hate-filled graduation day
11. The Beyond
Chained and tortured to be left behind
Savagely beaten
Warlock Schweik has been sacrificed
Attempting a closure
Ignoring his warnings of evil unleashed
Hell's terror upon you
The world will suffer, the final goal
To make it burn
Woe be unto him
Who ventures near and
Woe be unto him
Evil forces respond
At the gate to The Beyond
Seven Doors Hotel, deep in the swamps
Where Liza is going
A hotel that's built on a gateway to hell
To a world of fury
She does not know about the secrets below
A tide of destruction
Time's running out but she cannot see
Evil is pleased
A silent yearning dark
Soon to be exposed
As the gates are opened
Victims are savagely disposed
You shall live in darkness
In pain and disharmony
The dead will walk the earth
For all eternity
Darkness has won this evil game
Its claws are upon you
Humanity lost in hell's eternal storm
Dead is what you are
You sealed your fate
You opened the gate
Now you're dead
12. Halloween II
Hey Mr. Sandman bring me a dream
The best sequel the world's ever seen
More of the night when he comes home
The streets of Haddonfield he will roam
Unstoppable, he has chosen his prey
He's The Shape, do not stand in his way
Chosen his target on this bloody road
Out to kill his sister, Laurie Strode
Pure evil lurks behind those eyes
You think he is dead but he will rise
It's Halloween again
Not human, the boogieman's back
No conscience or reason, emotions he lacks
So how do you kill what's not alive
Shot him six times, or was it five?
Dr. Loomis, two steps behind
With Michael Myers always on his mind
A walking nightmare always one step ahead
Hail Samhain, the lord of the dead
Pure evil lurks behind those eyes
You think he is dead but he will rise
It's time to trick or treat or die
13. Night School
A head-hunting ritual
Made habitual
A lesson in terror
You'll never forget
He prepares the attack
All dressed in black
A headless torso
That's all you get
Don't loose your head
Don't be a fool
Don't break the rule
Don't go to the...
Night School!
Meet your hopeless fate
When he decapitates
On a merry-go-round
Watch the blood run
Or a turtle being fed
Your disembodied head
End up in a fish tank
Now that's no fun
A is for Apple
B is for Bed
And C is for Co-ed
D is for Dead
And F is for Failing to keep your head!
14. Ms.45
Violated and abused
All men accused
An angel of vengeance
Now roaming the streets
On a homicidal rampage
She's fueled by rage
Make them do penance
Before they suffer defeat
You will know her name
And her deadly game
Hear them beg and cry
No man will survive
A revenge in overdrive
Ms.45
Feel no pity
In New York City
She's a wrecking force
Out on a killing spree
Nowhere to hide
Sentenced to death
Their actions set the course
So how do you plea?
You will know her name
And her deadly game