1. Into The Pits Of F.K.Ü.
(intro)
2. Metal Moshing Mad
In the name of metal, in the name of mosh
The hordes of evil gather for a bash
Joining all together to explode as one
The moshing pit is where to we all run
We love the horror metal we love the sound of mosh
We love the crunching riffs that defines thrash
The amps are on full power the drums being to pound
The night of metal madness has arrived
You wanna mosh? Then mosh!
You wanna thrash? Go ahead and thrash!
METAL METAL METAL! Metal moshing mad
METAL METAL! Metal moshing mad
METAL METAL! Metal moshing mad
Metal moshing mad
In the name of Freddy, four fingers in the air
Get into the mosh pit if you dare
Feel the power rising, adrenaline exploding
Be sure to see us when we're on the road!
You wanna mosh? Then mosh!
You wanna thrash? Go ahead and thrash!
I wanna see you mosh for the cause
See you bang your head
It's all madness anyway
And you're...
Metal moshing mad
METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL
METAL... Mad!
3. Maniac
You can lock your doors, but you can't lock
the madness out of your mind
Your terror is unreal, cause the horror is insane
It's time for you to experience...
JOEY SPINELL! Straight out of hell
He will hunt you down, tear the life out of you
JOEY SPINELL! Straight out of hell
You know that he will attack, cause he's the maniac
Carmen Zito, his mothers name
The woman who drove him insane
She locked him in the closet, there's nowhere to run
And there's no time to pray cause...
Madness and mayhem, when the maniac attacks
Two slaughtered at Venazaro Bridge
And there was this nurse, she didn't stand a chance
No way!
He'll take your scalp and nail it to a mannequin
A beautiful wig for his bride
Your terror is unreal, cause the horror is insane
It's time for you to experience...
4. Deutchland
In Germany!
5. Stomp And Shake (Crystal Lake)
The man behind the mask
To slaughter and to maim that is his task
Innocent youth down the lake
Mother says their lives he's gotta take
One thing you cannot trust
Is a man with a machete in his hand
Get the fuck out, he's not a goalkeeper
It's Jason Vorhees with an urge to kill
STOMP AND SHAKE! Down at Crystal Lake
STOMP AND SHAKE! Down at Crystal Lake
Down at Crystal Lake, down at Crystal Lake
Down at Crystal Lake, down at Crystal Lake
Down at Crystal Lake, down at Crystal Lake.. Lake!
6. You Stink
A far hairy bitch who stands in my way
If she died I wouldn't give a fuck anyway
I see her pushing and a shoving
and she's sweaty and she smells bad and she
takes up too much space I've got to kill her now
YOU STINK! I should kill
YOU REEK! You should die
YOU STINK! I should kill
YOU REEK! Kill Kill Kill!
YOU REEK! You should die
YOU STINK I should kill
YOU REEK! You should die
YOU STINK! Die Die Die!
7. Dug-Out Sucks
DUG-OUT SUCKS!
DUG-OUT SUCKS LESS!
8. Beware! (Of The Evil Ünderwear)
Late night, go to bed, feeling beat
I need to rest through the night
Rough day, all went wrong, very wrong
I need to sleep through the night
Lay down, dozing off, all is well
I start to drift into sleep
Then I hear a sound, eerie sound
Coming from the laundry basket
I start to yell
What is that smell?
BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Don't come near
BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Satan's drawers are here
Hamper starts to shake, making noise
Up flew the drawers of doom
Red, green, all in stripes, grandpa-style
And with the smell out of hell
Flew up from the bed, screaming loud
Could this just be a dream?!
NO WAY! It is real, very real
Suddenly I realize it
I start to yell
What is that smell?
I start to yell
What is that smell?
I start to yell
Drawers from hell
9. F.K.Ü. (Coming For You)
Oh, believe it
He comes within your dreams
We are his disciples
Come to cut you clean
F.K.Ü. F.K.Ü.! Coming for you
F.K.Ü. F.K.Ü.! Whatta you gonna do
F.K.Ü. F.K.Ü.! He'll cut you in two
F.K.Ü. F.K.Ü.! And eat you too
F**K Ü F**K Ü! Coming for you
F**K Ü F**K Ü! Whatta you gonna do
F**K Ü F**K Ü! He'll cut you in two
F**K Ü F**K Ü! And I've got a new tattoo
10. Bus Bitch Die
Bus Bitch Die!
I try to get, to get on the bus
But there she stands, blocking my way
Fat and ugly and a pain in the ass
Why don't you pay!
BUS BITCH DIE! Get outta my way
BUS BITCH DIE! You're gonna pay
BUS BITCH DIE! Get outta my way
BUS BITCH DIE! You're gonna pay
The only reason for existance
There can be, can be only one
Her life is sad, it is for me to take
Stood in my way for the last time
Bus Bitch Bus Bitch Bus Bitch DIE!
11. Tear Your Soul Apart
The ultimate pleasure through ultimate pain
Pinhead will take you to his home
Jesus wept and so will you
The Master will rip you in two
Your fingers on the box open the gates
The sounds of flesh ripped into shreads
Tear your souls apart!
Tear your souls apart!
Tear your souls apart!
Tear your souls apart!
Tear... Apart!
12. Bus Bitch Die Pt. 2
Bus bitch bus bitch bus bitch bus bitch
bus bitch bus bitch bus bitch die!
...again (just in case)!
13. He Saw Her Today
Five young people in a Volkswagen wan
Out of gas down in southern Texas
Four of them were never seen again
There was only one survivor
Saw is family, redneck inbreed
Saw is family, yes indeed
Picked up on a desolate roadside
Was Sally Hardesty Enright
Bloodcaked and screaming murder
Broken out of a window of hell
Saw is family, redneck inbreed
Saw is family, yes indeed
She escaped, she got away
But then again, he saw her today
She escaped, she got away
Nevertheless, he saw her today
A cannibal family
In an isolated farmhouse
Bodies hacked up for BBQ
Chairs made out of human skeletons
Saw is family, redneck inbreed
Saw is family, yes indeed
14. Unstopable Force (Extended Version)
Unstopable Force!
15. Mackrory Mosh
You think you're hard, you think
You think that you can mosh
I know you're a loser
I know that you can't mosh
I see you in the front row
Try to mosh your ass off
But I know you're a loser
I know that you can't
Can you do it?
Can you do the Mackrory Mosh?
Can, can you do it?
See you in the front row
Try to mosh hard
But I know that you are
A fucking loser
I know, I know that you can't mosh
Fucking cunt, fucking piss
I know that you are a
Cunt ass, sucking cock
I know that you can't
You can't do it, you can't do it
You can't do it, you can't do it
You're a cunt
You can't do it, you can't do it
Cause I know that you are a cunt
16. Beware! Pt. 2
I can't find my boxers
I don't know where they are
They're gone!
17. Michael Myers Costume Party
Escaped again, on the loose
Out to have some fun
He invites you all to a Halloween party
Boy, you'd better run
The food is great and the drinks are strong
The stereo is playing F.K.Ü.!!!
What you don't know, is you should go
Cause he's gonna kill you
Michael Myers, TRICK OR TREAT!
At his party there's a lot to eat
Michael Myers, TRICK OR TREAT!
At his house there's a lot of meat
Dr. Loomis will loose again
There's no way to stop The Shape
Samhain made, made him strong
There's no way in hell he's wrong
Behind the mask a sad little boy
His name is Michael Myers
That big old knife is his favourite toy
Slice that pumpkin, slice that man
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
18. Cut Your Hair
You say I have to
But I don't wanna go and cut my hair
To get that job I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna go and cut my hair
I'm not gonna cut off my hair
I like it the way it is
I'm not gonna cut off my hair
I'm not gonna cut off
I'm not gonna cut off
I'm not gonna cut off my...
19. Horror Metal Man
You better not stand in his way
Cause this dude knows how to stay
If you're a poser it is time to pay
If you're not into metal there's no need to stay
HORROR MAN! The metal man
Haven't you heard? Taking over the world
HORROR MAN! The metal man
Worship him or die
He brings us the new world order
To slay among the living, OBEY!
He's the first in metal, second to none
Shows no mercy, none believes, be gone
Look up into the sky he's 50 feet tall
When the sun fades black, then he'll attack!
20. Die Some More
You pathetic piece of shit
take up too much space
The fuse to my hate you lit
Get the fuck out of my face
Everywhere I turn I see
nothing but your ugly face
Your existance, a disgrace
I will make you die and then...
(DIE!)
And I know, and I know
Know you've got to die
(SOME MORE!)
And I see, and you see
See you have to die
Die Die Die some more
Die in the name of the law
Die DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDie
Time for you to mosh!
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
21. Metooaahl©
Metooaahl!
22. Mosh Under Pressure
You stand alone watching your friends
moshing it out in the pit
You want to move but you're too afraid
Scared to get squashed underneath
Your blood is boiling and you wanna jump in
to let it loose, but you can't
Everybody is staring at you
The pressure is growing stronger
So...
MOSH! UNDER PRESSURE!
MOSH! Under pressure
MOSH! UNDER PRESSURE!
MOSH! Under pressure
You're thinking about jumping in
But something is holding you back
Your head starts to bang and there's no turning back
You're gonna jump in against your will
Suddenly someone pushes you
into the middle of the pit
You start to panic and your body freezes
But there's nothing you can do
Except...
You're slammin' and you're divin'
and you're dancin' and you're thrasin'
and you're bashin' your way through the pit
There is nothing you can do but Mosh Under Pressure
There is nothing you can do so follow the crew
So you...
MOSH
MOSH
MOSH