1. Lust In Space
Again, what grim vision this?
Bloodstained tomb, beer-cans, and piss...
This is no life...
For a god
Is this my fate?
Trapped for all time?
Is it too late?
The only thing worth living for...escape!
I gaze through the night and behold constellations
Still bearing the scars of my disintegrations
So many hours I wasted my powers
On murder and madness and deadly red rain
Earth is a prison, this life is a curse
This planet's rotation is simply the worst
Days they drag by, a life all too lost
I must escape no matter what cost...
Space, blazes infernal...
My sentence on Earth, eternal...
It sickens me to watch you, all I ever do is cry
And do my best to kill you because all of you must die!
And although I created you
I always have hated you
Fuck this place!
Oh how I long for lust in space
So many years of bloodlust and tears
My struggles mean nothing
Ja, ja, all ist klar...
Earth is a tomb, and abyss of time
I can't accept it's the end of the line
The Scumdogs are calling, I must go back
If I can escape Earth, I swear I'll quit crack
Call-girls on comets, carnality that's felt...
Dock your Lord-barge at the Garteroid belt
Bimbo's in limbo awake with a "Boom!"
Revealing a teat twice the size of the moon
Lust in space
Lust in space
Fleischlust auf raum!
Lust in space
An outer-space orgy with freaks of all races
As bright orange cum spatters sluts with all faces
Meteoroided freakazoids they exude prurience
Omni-sexuals display sodomic puissance
Lust in space!
So many stars, so many bars!
Outer space is quite the place, even from afar!
Out there I've humped millions and felt no shame
Never excluded the old or the lame
My sexploits were legend, I could have gone into porn
But I like killing more than sex,
I always was a battle-borne...
But space teems with danger, the perils are countless
Enemies infinite, vengeance that's boundless!
Wars that are so fun you don't want to win!
Against the most hated, Cardinal Syn...
Lust in space!
The Earth is a gallstone I'll leave far behind
A marble I garbled, never to find
Space blazes infernal
No interest in matters paternal
Hyperspace makes me horny and I don't know why
A zero-grav hard on can make me so high
Space it blazes infernal
My love for kinky sex, eternal
As we enter the black hole
Her nebula was crawling with crabs
White dwarf and black troll
We gave it all we had
2. Let Us Slay
Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it
Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it
This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it
Death is the answer, go forth and choose it
Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay
The lust for blood won't go away
Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay
It is the era of calamity
And I see this with perfect clarity
And there never was an illusion of parity
I've got no time for your crippled christ
We have no need for your crippled christ
You see we never lacked for your advice
We don't have to hide our genocide
They'll fear us more when they know the we don't lie
It's gone beyond hatred this time
You love death, yet call it a crime
I twist the dagger that's deep in your guts
I'll put an end to it this time
On your knees – Pray
It is your destiny
On your feet – Slay
Obedience through slavery
Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it
Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it
This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it
Death is the answer, death is the answer
Total control
We own your soul
No time for life
Time for the knife
Time for the sword
Fetus is cored
Total mutation
Necro-mutilation
The perfect life form
Born for porn
Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay
The lust for blood won't go away
Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay
We've got no time for your crippled christ
And we never lacked for your advice
Lie after lie, lie, lie
I do believe its almost time
The crippled christ, the crippled christ
The crippled christ, the crippled christ
The crippled christ, the crippled christ
I do believe its almost time
You're always calling for the sacrifice
And the body count is very nice
Lie after lie, lie, lie, lie
I do believe its time do die
Let us slay!
3. Damnation Under God
Damnation
To tame to raging wanderlust
That surges in my thighs
I'll summon chaos legions
From the Kretek nebuli
Watch the lard fields glisten
On the shores of Vulva-core
See the sled of Nebulon
Risen to the fore
The myriad delights
Asgardian nights
The heavens un-clog
Damnation under God
Agape and agog
Damnation under God
Desecrate the pleasure barge
Of Vaga-vomit way
Go search for my father
On the planet of the gays
Seek the fiend named Dr. Skull
Join him in his wars
Go and find my mother
On the planet of the whores
Interbreed with mulaks
To create a master race
Scourge the cliffs of Cara
With an image of my face
Tame and acid-dragon
From the caves of Khaza-nix
Finally obliterate Flab-quarv six
The Aztec delights
Vampires in tights
The heavens un-clog
Damnation under God
Agape and agog
Damnation under God
Damnation
Under God!
4. The UberKlaw
Debaser of ancient debacles
Shattered worlds, twisted fables
Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean
Black blood boils as I vent my spleen
Obliteration
My destiny
A worm-gnawed skull
Stares back at me
The death it shall give you
Your means to be free
Sweet non-existence
Ends a life of slavery
When all things have happened what can there be left?
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
Who's got the strength left to fight?
Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore
Whether you build bombs or live as a whore
Hated of one's self is always the forge
Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge
Life is your penance and your the reward
Life is your penance and your the reward
When all things have happened what can there be left?
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
Who's got the strength left to fight?
Smashing bloody laws
The Uber Klaw
The gaping maw
We share this fate
It's life's one law
The younger the soul then the sweeter the taste
The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse
Vomit it spews into destinies hole
Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl
Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend
Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend
Stripping the dripping that never can end
Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend
These are my words! This is the law!
Summon the power of The Uber Klaw!
Chaos and carnage are all that I see
Give me a minute, I'll start World War III
The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule
The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool
For genocide it is my favorite tool
So always remember, bring your guns to school
Smashing bloody laws
The Uber Klaw
The gaping maw
We share this fate
It's life's one law
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
The Uber Klaw!
5. Lords And Masters
As master of this mudball, I feed the fire high
With corpses of my victims, the beacon leaps alight!
A vision of the cosmos of a planet wracked in pain
Far off sensors detect chaos billions more are slain
We have thrown a party
The guests are set aflame
Create a blinding bleacon
One that shall proclaim:
GWAR lives! GWAR rules!
We scream towards the stars
We have counted all of them and claim them now as ours
Lords and masters
Lords and masters
Lords and masters
Lords and masters of all we survey
The master sent us here
As penance for our crimes
I do believe we kicked his ass,
I do believe its time...
Can't you see me from the void?
Can't you feel my hate?
As my brothers rape and kill the cripples I create
Lords and masters
Lords and masters
Lords and masters
Lords and masters of all we survey
Many have mocked us, many have died
Don't need to succeed
So we don't try
Destined to godhood to many's dismay
Just lords and masters of all we survey
We reject our sentence, it's far too cruel a fate
I'll lure you in and take your ship and fly off with me mates
GWAR lives! GWAR rules!
We scream towards the stars
Return to the glory of Alpha Centari
We're sick of playing bars!
Their innards bloat outwards just like swollen slugs
We inject their women and rape all their drugs
Embracing this hatred and all it entails
A bulging and bloated harvest of entrails
Many have mocked us, many have died
Don't need to succeed
So we don't try
Destined to godhood to many's dismay
Just lords and masters of all we survey
Lords and masters
Lords and masters
Lords and masters
Lords and masters of all we survey
It couldn't be more clear, its not fucking braille
A bloated and bleeding and bloody harvest of entrails
Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails!
Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale!
Compared to my crimes
Compared to my crimes
Hitler's pale..
6. Metal Metal Land
There's a place so very far
Most favored of the worlds that are missed by GWAR
We can get there as long as it's by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot up
There's a world of which I've heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and booze
A place where winners always lose
You'll always hear your favorite band
Here in Metal Metal Land
Here in Metal Metal Land
Nothing ever dies
Except of course our enemies
And they're attracting metal flies
Here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is loud
All the chicks are strippers
All their father's proud
Metal metal land
Metal metal sea
Metal metal air
Metal you and metal me
Metal metal metal metal!
Heavy Metal Metal Land
Here in Metal Metal Land
Every day is night
Except of course when night is day
But then there is no light
Here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is rock
Everyone is in a band
Ever girl sucks every cock
Here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is hard
Except of course the test you take
To get a license for your car
Bullet belts and denim jackets
Crystal meth in tiny packets
Witches, warlocks, demon seed
Booze and cooze and weed and speed
Metal metal
Filthy hair and dirty faces
Flying V's and swords and maces
80's hair bands are still hated
No false metal tolerated
Heavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fast
Metal up your fucking ass
Metal plane on metal trip
Metal hand, metal grip
It's metal man,
Here in Metal Metal Land
7. The Price Of Peace
we fall upon you prepare to meet your fat
mankind is an insect we must exterminate
final solution a global genocide so shall
we conquer so shall you die
life-must-cease
price-of-peace
thirsty blades of justice
cuts a blood
severed heads fly
through the sky
as butchered bodies drop
blood will flow like rivers
before away we ride
singing songs of glory
blood soaked and satisfied
heads will roll
blood will flow
we come to exucute
demise is absolute
this planet you pollute
shall be free
since man first crawled up
from slime
and fear of gods did
strike him blind
his powers withered
on the vine
existence is your crime
human kind is a disease
that kills each other
with sutch ease
you all must die for
death to cease that is the
price of peace
8. Where Is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
Where is Zog?
Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large
On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty
His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Where is Zog?
I mounted the great porno-cow
And became a scumdog
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the captains Log
Finally brought before Zog
He slathered me with piss
Draining his bowels took several years
And not did one drop miss
And then his eyes fell, upon mine
There came a hellish glow
It wasn't love or hate you see, it was
Well I don't know
I was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory
No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me
But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk
The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection!
His war0skill was notorious, we always took direction
Many have mocked us, many have died
We don't need to succeed so we don't even try
Destined to godhood, to many's dismay
Just lords and masters of all we survey...
It could not be more clear, it's not fucking braille
A bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails
Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails!
Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale
Compared to my crimes
Compared to my crimes
Hitler's pale
9. Make A Child Cry
Every child slain
No cradle only grave
Every child a bomb
we'll dominate the octomom
Make a child cry... cry child cry!
Make a child die... die child die!
Take control sieze the soul
Near is the hour gain power
Death house we will build
where children wither
Never give them names
only give them pain
Make a child cry... cry child cry!
Make a child die... die child die!
Take control seize the soul
Near is the hour gain power
Make a child cry!
Go find a child
cry child cry
run wild
die child die
make a child cry
make a child die
Rape their guts repeatedly
suck the soul dry
every child must die
I delare war on children
hide child hide
it's fun when I find you
your hiding place I spy
suck the soul dry
every child must die
Make a child cry!
Make a child die!
Go find a child
Cry child cry
Defiled
Die child die
make a child cry
make a child die
rape their guts repeatedly
suck the soul dry
every child must die
I declare war on children
I declare war on children
I declare war on children
I delcare war on children
I declare war on children
Every child must die!!!
10. Release The Flies
Mount up
Rip torn
Launch beast
Reborn
TORTURE, release the flies.
Your karma is the stench of a thousand whore's thighs.
My wrath has? emerged from it's bottomless pit.
Unto a world drowning in shit.
And you are it.
TORTURE, release the flies.
Your dogma's the sheen of a dying man's eyes.
A plague to disrupt the intentions of your breeding.
The maggot awaits with your corpse I'm feeding.
11. Parting Shot
We came and we conquered all that we saw
now here's a parting shot right across your jaw.
Before I take my leave of earth
there's some things I'd like off my chest
A final chance to set things straight
and leave no room to guess
How to conquer cursed things
after gwar has retreated
to ensure the destiny
we'll see the pigs defeated
for it seems fate had decreed
that we soon shall be parted
and I'll leave you with a chance
to win the war we started
from the dirt
we made your race grow the
first word you spoke we saw
the law that rules your lives
is just a joke.
you make me laugh
far from criminal
its crap
thou shall not steal
come on get real
do what you will do as you feel.
we came and conquered
by beating all that we saw
and do what thy wilt be the whole of the law.
what will you do
when we are gone
though through with you
we'll carry on
we came and we conquered
all that we saw
now heres a parting shot
right across your jaw
preists are raping choir boys
cops are paid to kill
doctors spreading sids disease
evertime you take a pill
The courts are run by liars
judges are more fun on fire
and their boss is even worse
polititians lies we curse
from the turd
we made your race from the
first words you spoke
we saw the law that rule your lives
is just a joke
we came we conquered all we saw
now heres a parting shot for you.
here's a parting shot for you.
here's a parting shot for you.
your gods long dead
so don't waste your time
on over zealous hypocrites
who call chaos a crime
eat the rich
kill the poor
worship always
your masters GWAR!
never trust your parents
especially when their older
always use a beer coozie
it keeps it that much colder
to all this and ten times more
i'll make sure that we stop on tour
and get you up to date with gwar
we curse the earth forever more.
from the the dirt
we made your race from the
first words you spoke
we saw the law that rule your lives
is just a...
we came and we conquered all that we saw
so here's a parting shot for you
there's a parting shot for you
here's a parting shot for you
right across your fucking jaw.