1. War On GWAR

Father of war
What troubles my sight?
Arrayed against us
The armies unite
The children of earth
They are deceived
The Gods will be hanged
And swing from the trees

WE MUST RISE
GWAR MUST DIE

The ice is on fire
Antarctica burns
Their leaders are liars
The war machine turns
The fortress it crumbles
Antarctica melts
The warrior stumbles
Death shall be dealt

A blood mist rises o'er the frozen horizon
Will mortals spill the blood of gods?
The glaciers echo with the screams of the dying
So it begins, the WAR ON GWAR

MAN WILL FALL
KILL THEM ALL
WHET YOUR KNIVES
TAKE THEIR LIVES

We have learned the minds of men

A darkness falls over the frozen horizon
They have spilled the blood of gods
The earth is haunted by the screams of the dying
And so ends the war
The war on GWAR

2. Viking Death Machine

Flag is down
Engines roar
Bow before
The viking horde
Pleas for mercy
Fall on deaf ears
Your words don't matter
Words don't matter here

I'm on fire
I run unclean
Do you desire
My Death Machine

Around the first turn
Bodies fly
Spectators plowed
The pit crew dies
Hot rod chariot
Spitting out poison fumes
It runs on mustard gas
Hot dog of doom

I'm on fire
So obscene
Death you desire
The Death Machine
Squealing tires
Backstretch queen
In my Viking
Death Machine

When the green flag drops
The bullshit stops
I take the inside
Won't pass this ride
I race the sun
Across the sky
Baldr and Loki
By my side
My checkered past
Catching up fast
War flags flap
I'll take my victory lap
Ragnorök
Leather and chains
The wolves will catch me one day
But not today

There's a troll in a drop-head, supercharged Javelin
He don't give a damn 'bout the speed we're travelin'
He's closing the gap on my hot rod chariot
But I swear I'll take the cup in the NASCAR of the Gods!

Oi!
I'm a viking god
Do you understand?
If you want to fuck me
Let me see a show of hands

I'm on fire
I run unclean
In my Viking
Death Machine
I'm on fire
So obscene
In my Viking
Death Machine

3. El Presidente

I want to kill the president and I don't need a gun
I want to fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
I want to paint the world in blood and paint the streets in gold
The killing will come through in it until I take the throne

Press stop and smell the decay of what you've given your life to build
Your struggle was always in vain, your dreams have been killed
You underestimate their influence
Thus my addiction to your affluence

There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
Give yourself to citizens and speak to them on their TV's
America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

You will serve them no more
El Presidente and his whore
They will die by my sword
All will bow

I step from behind the curtain, let you know who's pulling the strings
The transition might be quite painful, but I promise you won't feel a thing
Who do you think causes famines and wars?
It's those same leaders you've been dying for

There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
Give yourself to citizens and speak to them on their TV's
America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

We reported to his office all the way from outer space
He won't know what's happening till I'm tearing off his stupid face
Do you think this sword and battle ax I have are good to go?
Don't tell me how I use them, now revel as the kill count grows

You will serve them no more
El Presidente and his whores
They will die by my sword
All will bow before GWAR

We reported to his office all the way from outer space
He won't know what's happening till I'm tearing off his stupid face
Do you think this sword and battle ax I have are good to go?
Don't tell me how I use them, I will revel as the kill count grows

There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in plain
You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
Give yourself to citizens and speak to them through their TV's
America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

You will serve them no more
El Presidente and his whores
They will die by my sword
All will bow

4. I'll Be Your Monster

You know where to find me, honey
Hiding under your bed
Better sleep with the light on, sugar
Been awhile since I fed

I'll be your monster, baby
I'll be your monster, baby

No, you won't see me
When the sun is up
I've been lurking in your closet
I'm waiting for you, buttercup
What are you afraid of, sweetie?
What's put the fear into you?
It's just a nightmare
But some dreams do come true

I'll be your monster, baby
I'll rip you apart
I'll be your monster, baby
I'm gonna take your heart
I'll be your monster, baby
Oh please don't go
I'll be your monster, baby
I'll eat you up
I love you so!

I'll roar my terrible roar
Gnash my terrible teeth
I'll show you my terrible claws
And what's terrible underneath

I'll be your monster, baby
I'll be your beast
I'll be your monster, baby
On your body I'm gonna feast
I'll be your monster, baby
Oh please don't go
I'll be your monster, baby

I'll eat you up
I love you so!

5. Auroch

Cast
Down
Lost
Underground
Scream without sound
Into darkness profound

We see you burning
And we can't look away
All we created
Erupts into flames
How could we know
How far you would fall
Bewitched by the shadows
That are cast on the wall?
Cast
Down
Scream without sound

Clinging to darkness
Deep in the cave
Those who were soldiers
Now shall be slaves
Worship the shadows
Cast by the fire
Gorgon Hydra Chimera dire...

We see you burning
And we can't look away
All we created
Erupts into flames
How could we know
How far you would fall
Bewitched by the shadows
That are cast on the wall?
Cast
Down
Into darkness profound

All you see
Reality
Auroch scrawled
On the wall
Ochre hands
Torches brand
Where embers die
Shadows lie

Holding on tighter
To the illusion
Kill it, and eat it, and
Damn the intrusion
Back down the hole
Of blackest desire
To worship the shadows
Cast by the fire

We see you burning
And we can't look away
All we created
Erupts into flames
How could we know
How far you would fall
Bewitched by the shadows
Cast on the wall?
Cast
Down
Into darkness profound

6. Swarm

People of Earth
You're a swarm of flies
Maggots crawling
From between your thighs
Crammed into cities
That soar to the skies
Filthy cockroaches
Why won't you fucking die?

(Stop breathing, stop eating)
The human swarm consumes the earth
(Stop breeding, stop feeding)
You eat and fuck, it's all your worth
(Stop pissing, stop shitting)
Your existence is a curse
(Stop crying, start dying)
Will you please stop giving birth?

You suck and fuck
Your way to doom
Fill up the earth
With the filth from your wombs
Breeding like dogs
There's no more room
This dying planet
Has become your tomb

(Stop breathing, stop eating)
The human swarm consumes the earth
(Stop breeding, stop feeding)
You eat and fuck, it's all your worth
(Stop pissing, stop shitting)
Your existence is a curse
(Stop crying, start dying)
Will you please stop giving birth?

Despite our best efforts
You just won't go away
There's ten of you born
For each one that we slay
Useless eaters
Just take up space
Fucking breeders
You're all a wretched waste

You've been misinformed, my dear
The global ill that you should fear
Is not global warming
Stop global swarming!

(Stop breathing, stop eating)
The human swarm consumes the earth
(Stop breeding, stop feeding)
You eat and fuck, it's all your worth
(Stop pissing, stop shitting)
Your existence is a curse
(Stop crying, start dying)
Will you please stop giving birth?

7. The Sordid Soliloquy Of Sawborg Destructo

Am I Man?
Am I Machine?
I am something
In-between
I am among you
I am become you
I replace you
I will erase you

Sewn together human DNA
By the Destructo who went away
Wandered the earth, he was shunned
Betrayed and lost
I was bummed

Do I live?
Can I die?
Undead machine
Electrified
Brought to life
Didn't ask to be
Monstrosity
Of technology

You
Can't
Hide
I
A-
Live!

Cyborg freak
Cadaver of technology
No returning
Circuits burning
Merged together
Lost forever

GWAR
Must
Die

You
Can't
Hide
I
A-
Live!!

Cyborg freak
Cadaver of technology
No returning
Circuits burning
Merged together
Lost forever

Techno built me and he left my ass behind
I'll kill the maker if his ass I ever find
One day he will return and we will go to war
I'll bide my time on Earth 'til I...kill...GWAR

8. Death To Dickie Duncan

[Dickie:]
Don't know what to feed the kids?
Do their eyes look sad and sunken?
They will surely flip their lids
If you bring 'em to Dickie Duncan!

[Blothar:]
Who's the one that you're craving
In the middle of the night?
Yeah, sure he's bad for you
But he feels so right
So ladies and gentlemen
Without further ado
Let me introduce to you
In his hideous debut...

[Balsac:]
DICKIE
Duncan!!!!

[Dickie:]
Hahahahaha!
Hey there, kiddies!
It's time to have some fun!
I am the one
Who's gonna feed you
Murder on a bun
I am the one
Who won't stop
Until you weigh a ton

[Blothar:]
Obese, corn-fed and deep fried!

Yeeaaah
All I fucking do is eat and shit all day
Yeeaaaah
Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid

[Dickie:]
I beg your pardon
Got you shartin' your garments
I'm lovin' it, my oven mitt
Is serving up garbage
I'm the mascot, makes you pass out
In a park full of perverts
And burgers made of murder
Served by suicidal servers

[Blothar:]
Yeeaaah
All I fucking do is eat and shit all day
Yeeaaaah
Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid
Yeeaaah
All I fucking do is eat and shit all day
Yeeaaaah
I'll cover your face with my mayonnaise!

Killing little piggies
On the production line
Grind them to sludge
To make the food on which you dine

[Dickie:]
I am the one
Who's busy making
All the brats so fat
I am the one
Who's got them loving
Nuggets made from rat

[Blothar:]
Yeeaaah
All I fucking do is eat and shit all day
Yeeaaaah
Feed poison to the kids so that I can get laid
Yeeaaah
All I fucking do is eat and shit all day
Yeeaaaah
You ate so much fast food you can't biodegrade!

9. Crushed By The Cross

Entangled within your life, you fight, cannot escape its grasp
Commands you to repent or burn eternal for your past
Surrender them your body as they wish to rule what grows inside
Hiding the simple truth there's nothing for you when you die

Your rights denied BY THE CROSS
You fail to see the lies IT'S YOUR LOSS
You will be crushed BY THE CROSS
Your life is crushed BY THE CROSS

Your flesh and blood pissed away and used as a bargaining chip
A poorly played hand in a game of political brinksmanship
The articles of their faith are (fucking) rife with hypocrisy
Your body striped with scars inflicted by theocracy

Your rights denied BY THE CROSS
You fail to see the lies IT'S YOUR LOSS
You will be crushed BY THE CROSS
Your life is crushed BY THE CROSS

Our souls matter not
Though crucial to the plot
They coerce us to comply
Trade our lives for their lie

...And so we'll be bred
Pumping out life until we are dead
We reach out for support
You cut us off at the fucking cord

(You will be branded)

Crushed by the cross

Your rights denied BY THE CROSS
You fail to see the lies IT'S YOUR LOSS
You will be crushed BY THE CROSS
Your life is crushed BY THE CROSS

10. Fuck This Place

Out of time
We were banished here
For our crime
Incarcerated on this
Ball of slime
Primeval wasteland

[Beefcake: "I killed a dinosaur!"]

We fucked apes
Giving birth to the
Human race
your existence was a
Big mistake
Our bastard offspring
So we said...

Fuck this place

Now you rise
We cut you, beat you, crush you
Still you rise
Our children grow into what
We despise
I fucking hate you

[JiZMak:"You think you're better than me?"]

Oderus
You left us stranded on this
World of pus
And in death you have forsaken us
This planet fucking sucks!
So we say...

(Fuck this place)
I'll bring you pleasure
I'll bring you pain
I'll bring you truth like a bullet to your brain
(fuck this place)
And there she lies
Her corpse you kissed
Your bitch is dead, still you scream "RESIST"!
(fuck this place)
Oh, Liberty.
What did they do?
They ripped your dress and
what a mess
They took a shit on you
(fuck this place)
We watched you rise
You made us fall
Stupid humans brought an end to it all

Now we're back
With fury in our hearts we
Attack back
We're coming at you like a
Maniac
We're not done yet, man

[MC Chris:"#blotharruinedgwar"]

Final call
Our rage cannot be dulled by
Alcohol
And as for you, I care
Bugger all
I hope you all rot!
Still we say...

FUCK THIS PLACE!!

11. Phantom Limb

You were a slave
I'm a slave too
We all do
What the master
Tells us to do
The hammer so heavy
The work is so hard
The chains that bound us together
Left us all scarred
The burden is greater
Since we lost your voice
Still they hate us
As if we have a choice
It's not about money
It's not about fame
We can never stop
Gotta do it again and again

Will we ever kill again?
Shed the blood of men
I can feel you
Like a phantom limb
Will you ever scream again?
Your battle hymn
I can feel you
Like a phantom limb

You were a soldier
I'm a soldier too
We committed crimes
Like soldiers do
Now I fight on
In dark mail you're clad
But why can't they see you?
My pale comrade
I hear their voices
How dare I speak?
I have no choice
So hoarse and so weak
Alone in the spotlight
Your shadow is long
All the way to the grave
The halls echo with your songs

Will we ever kill again?
Spill the blood of men
I can feel you
Like a phantom limb
Will you ever scream again?
Your battle hymn
I can feel you
Like a phantom limb

The road is long and the road is hard
On a monster in a band
But the toll it took was so much more
Than we had ever planned
The world has never looked so dark
The pain has never felt so bad
Is it wrong to try to go on
When it's all we ever had

Will you ever rise again?
Lights growing dim
I can feel you
Like a phantom limb
Will I ever laugh again?
World looks so grim
I can feel you
Like a phantom limb

12. If You Want Blood (You Got It)

оригинал: GWAR

It's criminal
There ought to be a law
It's criminal
There ought to be a whole lot more
You get nothin' for nothin'
Tell me who can you trust
We got what you want
And you got the lust

If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood
You got it
Yes you have

It's animal
Livin' in a human zoo
It's animal
The shit that they toss to you
When you're feelin' like a christian
And you're locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On the second page

If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the street
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood
You got it
O positive

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets
If you want blood
You got it

I want you to bleed for me
Come on

If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it

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