1. Metal Inquisition

We're the metal inquisition, we've come to search you out
Once you to see things our way, you won't have any doubt
You better wear some leather, you better wear some chains
Don't try to resist us, it'll only bring you pain

We'll hunt you down like animals, we're going to have a chase
We'll beat you till you're senseless, we'll never leave a trace
We'll round you up for trial, we'll bust you on the spot
We'll treat you all like criminals, you'll be a sorry lot

And if you're not a metal head you might as well be dead
We're the metal inquisition... We sentence you to death... by guillotine!

We'll take you to our leaders, we'll take you to our court
Arrest you in the name of hell and play a deadly sport
And if we find you guilty, your punishment is death
You better look the other way, you'd better hold your breath

So if you're in a disco or in a country bar
You better get the hell out, we know who you are
You better get some metal and play it really loud
You have the chance to join us, the mighty and the proud

But if we catch you punking, you know the penalty
We'll come down with a vengeance, we'll never set you free
We're the metal inquisition, we're not too hard to find
Don't get any closer, we might just blow your mind

2. Sex With Satan

Hell on fire, lust, desire
The devil wants to stick you, yeah, the devil wants to lick you
Wants your body, he wants your spirit
He comes to you at night, he wants to take a bite!

Naked, twisting, bodies sweating
You can't escape his hunger, screams like thunder
Prince of Darkness, Prince of Evil
Spread your legs and scream, no this is not a dream!

Sex with satan, excommunication

Degredation, humiliation, thrusting, shoving, animals humping
Lusting loudly, snorting, panting
He's like a dog in heat, you're just another piece of meat

Cursed hellhound, craving demon
He fills you with pain, & now you're bloody and stained
Hurt and beaten, ohhh, shamed and weakened
He will possess you, he will molest you

3. Sodomize The Dead

...scream, scream, puke, scream...
a few more screams, then a fart...
...and then some more screaming

Sodomize the dead!

4. Witch Hunt

We're hungry wolves stealing the night witchkilling keeps us alive
We're searching for her, we're hunting for her she's taking us for a ride

We're chasing her till the end we've gotta kill this deadly sin
Running through the woods, searching every house
We'll find her, she can't hide

Witch hunt, I'm going on a witch hunt

She can kill you, she can hypnotize so never look her in the eyes
She's a fearful one, she's the devil's friend you can see why she must die
She's cornered up against a wall we trap her and she tries to shout
Setting up a fire, she's been roped and tied for her there's no way out

I, the Pile Driver, High Priest of the Metal Inquisition, find you
guilty as charged for crimes of sorcery and witchcraft. I sentence you
now to be burnt at the stake. May your body and soul burn in hell and
may the devil himself crawl from the bowels of hell to claim you as his
humble servant... Burn!

We're watching that witch burn up we're roasting her on the stake
There's a foul smell and it's in the air she's gotta burn, she's gotta bake
Hunting is our way of life we've got a hungry appetite
Tie her up and burn her soul for her it's just an endless fight

5. Pile Driver

I'm on the road, I'm on the run pile drivin' every day
When I'm in town you'll scream and shout cause I'm gonna blow you away, yeah!

Who Am I? you ask yourself I'm a dirty rotten son of a bitch!
I just want to rule your mind... but first everybody get pissed!

They call me – the pile driver, the pile driver
They want me – the pile driver, the pile driver
I am the exalted, the one and only pile driver, pile driver

You're on my list, you're next in line get ready for a deadly shock!
Your eyes will burn, your brain explodes get ready for some metal rock!
Once you start it's like a drug I know it'll drive you insane
It'll knock you down and fill you up drilling holes right into your brain!

I'll take you on an endless ride you'll never ever want it to the end
Now I'm your God and I'm your Lord but I'll let you call me your friend

Gaseous Esophagal Gastronomic Emission (Optional)

6. Human Sacrifice

I'm feelin' down 'n' dirty, feelin' mean
Lost and tired and wasted, a sick machine
Been partying for days, lost my mind can't remember my own name, lost all time

I smell like a dead animal's rotten guts
Think that I've been to hell and back, kicked in the nuts
I'm always very angry, always tense my breath smells like rancid excrement

I feel like a human sacrifice I feel like, well, like I'm gonna puke!
HHHYYYyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhh

I'm sick and I'm convulsing in my bed a filthy, sweaty, altar for the dead
I have dreams all night, dreams of death
Offers from the devil burning up my flesh

Feeling paranoia, something's there!
It's crawling through my veins, and through my hair
It's trying to kill me slowly with lots of pain
It's trying to destroy me, it's in my brain!

My head feels like it's breaking, sliced in half
No-one wants to help me, ha ha, how they all laugh
This deadly thing is spreading, is there no cure
Just can't leave me here to rot and die in a sewer!

7. Alien Rape

(Spoken)
It was in the third cycle of earth when the invasion began
A titanic force of ships filled the heavens and rushed upon the earth at
Unimaginable speed bitter shrieks filled the whole sky, shook it, and tore it
Open, letting in all the stench of hell the creatures were from another world
A tribe of nightmares of all shapes and bizarre deformities
They were a twisted, hunched mockery of the human form these backward,
Violent beings all hungered to cut into the flesh of humans their lust
For death was overpowering and their hands ached to kill and molest they
Travelled by the thousands through the galaxy in search of planets that
Would give them pleasure
Planets... like... EARTH!!!

Vestige light that glows, hostile entities
Fires sent from doom, the promised enemies
Darkness fills the land, terror fills your eyes
There's no escape from the creatures of the sky
(Destroy!!!)

Naked skulls on fire, death inside their eyes
A foul smelling race, so easily despised
Angry hunting beasts, hungry 'rebel scum'
Teeth to rip your throats, the invasion has begun
(Destroy!!!)

Beat you to the ground, eat your burning flesh
The starving beasts of hell will surely will bring you death

Aliens rape the world!

Men lay still in gore, blood stained city walls
Heard throughout the land, with desperate fearful calls
Severed limbs and souls, senseless ugly dreams
Battle Plan: Destruct. ...in cold and bloody screams!

(Spoken)
The creatures descended from the skies by the thousands to rape and pillage
The earth men and women ran for their lifes – defenseless, terrified of
These foul-smelling creatures with bloodthirsty appetites.
All humanity was at war with these beasts for inflicting an unhholy reign of
Terror upon the world
Man had never before experienced a more gruesome terror than now, be eaten
Alive! their cities were burned, their women were raped, children tortured
And beaten to death. Not one man on earth was spared from their humiliation
Dead cities were moaning and crying for help. It would never come
The smell of blood choked the earth... 'till it breathed no more

The time had come at last, their thirst for blood was quenched,
For when they left the earth they left a bloody stench!
Up to their ships of doom to travel through the night
These bloody beasts of hell would find another fight
(Destroy!!!) Sickness filled the land, survivors had no rest
Perils to endure, dangers worse than death
Trying to rebuild your world of blood and sweat
Visions filled your minds that you would not forget

Aliens raped the world!