1. If I Die Laughing It'll Be An Act Of God

It's revelation reveals –
divine comedy (and more),
please welcome your four hosts –
death, famine, pestilence and war.

You say that we are all Gods' children,
can you please explain – how any father could inflict his children so much pain.
I'm sure he finds it funny – but I fail to see the joke,
I bet he'll piss his breeches when we all go up in smoke.

Life's one big disaster, I hear the sound of laughter coming from the hereafter, (I find it kind of odd)
we're stooges for Jehova, he loves to knock us over – so if I die laughing it'll be an act of God!

Thunderbolts were once his style
It's now malignant tumours,
I wonder what he'll think of next
to test my sense of humour?

You said I must accept his will – that God will spare the weak,
I bet those tears aren't tears of laughter running down your cheeck –
when you are stood right there beside me (egg upon your face),
your precious soul floats with the dust back home in outer space.

перевод: "Если я умру смеясь, такова воля божья" (Lightbringer) »

2. Great Blow For A Day Job

Hear my tale – I'm norman normal, always humble, mild and meek.
In my bank a lowly banker – run-down brach on nowhere street
'till one day a stranger called – a fetid bible black he laughed,
said "Sonny I don't want your money, I don't need an overdraft.

Boy you have a great potential, don't you let it go to waste.
My offer ends – so it's essential that you hurry on (make haste!).
For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line...
Thirty years of girls and money – at the end your soul is mine!"

No one can dissuade me – I'm donw on my knees,
my conscience says "No" – my libido "Yes please!"
If I put my pen to paper for eternity I'm damned.
If I don't I'll never be the singer in a fiddel band.
Can anyone blame me? – I don't think they'd dare,
my soul says "No way" – But my mouth cries "Oh yeah!"

Here I am – your good friend norman, not so humble anymore.
Others age – but I look younger, stronger that I did before.
I used to drive a Fiat Panda – now a lime green Cadillac.
Guess my story goes to show not all the 'devils' own' dig black.

I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent,
when my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%).
I'll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes – my time has come
to party with the 'porno-queens' down by the shores of acheron.

I'll party on in acheron!

No one could dissuade me – I fell to my kness,
my conscience said "No" – my libido "Yes please!"
I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned,
I've squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band.
Could anyone blame me? – I don't think they dare,
my soul said "No way" – but my mouth cried "Oh yeah!"

'Evil I did dwell – Lewd did I live' –
It's a small price to pay for the gift that he gives.
Was it all worth it? – I'm too drunk to tell,
I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell.

The end.

перевод: "Гром среди белого дня"</B> <PRE CLASS="lyrics"> Послушай про обычного нормандца: я покорен, кроток, слаб, Я на улице Нигде, мой давно пустует банк. Одетый в чёрное незнакомец, смеясь однажды подозвал: "Сынок, поверь, мне не надо денег – ты кредит не превышал. Твой потенциал огромен – не трать зря и не стыдись, Моё предложение истекает, так что, друг, поторопись. Как сыр в масле будешь кататься, только тут вот подпиши. Тридцать лет женщин и денег, и я – хозяин твоей души". Никто меня не отговорит, я на коленях стою, Кричит совесть: "Нет!" Либидо просит: "Молю!" Если подпишу бумагу, буду проклят на века, Если нет, в группе со скрипкой петь не буду никогда. Думаю осудить не посмеют меня, Душа кричит: "Нет пути!" Рот вопит: "Да!" Вот он я, твой друг нормандец, но уже не так смирен, Другие эпохи, но я молод и чем ранее сильней. Я водил раньше "Фиат – Панда", теперь зелёный "Кадиллак". Полагаю, моя история покажет – не всяк слуга дьявола дурак. За эти тридцать лет везенья зря потрачена цена: Дьявольский менеджер компенсирует всё моей душой сполна, И на перекрёсток в полночь явится за мною он: На вечеринку к порно дивам нам путь держать на Ахерон. Я путь держу на Ахерон. Никто меня не отговорит – я на коленях стою, Совесть кричит: "Нет!" Либидо просит: "Молю!" Я навсегда проклят с тех пор, как контракт тот подписал, Распевая в этой группе свою душу расточал. Мог ли кто осудить меня? Я не думаю так, Душа сказала: "Нет пути!" Рот кричал: "Да!" Зло, которым я жил – порок, которым жил я – За преподнесённый подарок небольшая цена. Чего мне это стоило? Не скажу, так как пьян, На адскую серу кокаин променял. </PRE> <H3 CLASS="lyrics">Constance Eternal</H3> <B>"Вечная Констанция"</B> <PRE CLASS="lyrics"> (Памяти Констанции Холмс 1903-1996) В среду седьмого ты "прощай" нам сказала, Оставила нас внизу, улетая с земли. Конец дороги одной другой дал начало, Ты пронеслась в облаках (твои крылья тихи). Этот мир как скала, теперь чуточку легче, Пустота в сердце там, где была улыбка твоя, Новая звезда загорелась других много ярче, Светлей остальных – вот, куда ты ушла. Над грозовыми тучами ты промелькнула, Мы молились, кланяясь в школе дзюдо. Ты видела, как меня любит Ясс – она улыбалась, Знаю, ты смотришь вперёд, чтоб там встретить её. Наедине с ясным светом, что путь укажет, Забытый инвалид в своём кресле спит, Вы танцевали вдвоём: Бернар был рядом, Он – Фрэд Астер, а Джиндж Роджерс – ты. Констанция в вечности, Констанция в вечности – Вечная Констанция. </PRE> <H3 CLASS="lyrics">Postcard From Planet Earth</H3> <B>"Открытка с планеты Земля" (Lightbringer) »

3. Jumping My Shadow

(In memory of Constance Holmes 1903-1996)

On wednesday the seventh your flight departed,
you waved us goodbye – we stood on the ground
as one journey ended another one started –
you passes overhead (your wings made no sound)

This world's just a rock – mow a little bit lighter,
for me there's a void where your smile once shone.
A new star is born far bigger and brighter
than all of the others – that's where you have gone.

Over the stormclouds you float high above me,
knelt in the dojo we offered a prayer.
Yassi was smiling – you saw how she loves me,
I'm sure you look forward to meeting her there....

One with the light that was sent here to guide you,
forgotten the cripple asleep in her chair.
You dance hand in hand – Bernard standing beside you,
you're Ginger Rogers and he's Fred Astaire.

Constance in eternity,
Constance in eternity, Constance eternal.

перевод: "Преследуя собственную тень" (Lightbringer) »

4. Bombjour!

Sorry it has been so long since you received my last transmission,
meanwhile I've studied them – learned about their strange condition.
Now I think I understand why they live in such confusion,
sadly they'll never change – I have come to this conclusion....

Planet Earth is great to visit – It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

I am the mariner who navigates seas celestial,
astronaut ambassador sent to foreign shores terrestrial.
Now with hindsight I admit I don't admire the humans' lot,
frial bodies – ill equipped, their lives are hard (but they are not).

Planet Earth is great to visit – It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

And when you know the ways of men
then you can only pity them,
every day a raging storm –
castaway in a carbon based life form.

I've wandered far (I've wondered hard) and have one source of comfort only –
when I share my thoughts with you mortality is not so lonely.
Countless starts between us – myriad the things I miss,
I say farewell and think of home, the static drowns my parting kiss.

Planet Earth is great to visit – It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

And as your signal slowly wanes –
the fears return (my growing pains),
here it is for what it's worth –
yet another postcard from planet Earth.

Now with hindsight I admit I don't admire the humans' lot,
frial bodies – ill equipped, their lives are hard (but they are not).

Planet Earth is great to visit – It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

And when you know the ways of men
then you can only pity them,
every day a raging storm –
castaway in a carbon based life form.

Planet Earth is great to visit – It's great to visit
(but you wouldn't want to live there.)

перевод: "Бомбжур!" (Lightbringer) »

5. History Lessens (Final Examination)

"And ever has it been that love knows not it's own depth until the hour of separation." –
Kahlil Gibran

Maybe someday someone will love me
for what I am (instead of what I should be.)
Until that day I'll just sit here weeping,
chasing dreams is like shadow leaping.

The face behind the mirror – an unrecognised reflection,
his eyes look old and tired – filled with bitter recollection.
The cross that he has carried was a burden I have made,
It's a baptism of tears – they are the seas in which I bathe.

'Cause there's a fire in my heart – but I can't breathe for the smoke,
seems that I'm living proof my life's a practical joke.
There's a wind in my sails (but I have lost all my direction),
with no stars to guide me now you're not here beside me anymore.

Somehow, somewhere you will discover
a love so sweet that it tasted like no other,
and on that day may you both drink deep
from that grail we found – but then failed to keep.

It's a season I've learned well – some things just cannot be,
the key that will unlock your soul is someone else (not me).
If you should remember – hope you smile and wish me well,
as I walk my path to heaven through ten thousand miles of hell.

I stand alone against the cold grey sky,
it was blue that day (but not as blue as I).
I left my hearts high on that Roman hill,
I'll wait a thousand years but it will be there still.

Holding hands in silence as the day came to an end,
we climbed up there as lovers – then we walked back down just friends.
I've know my share of heartaches, never thought of them as bad –
but had never quite imagined I could ever feel this sad.

перевод: "История недооценивает (Уроки истории (Последний экзамен))" (Lightbringer) »

6. A Bad Time Story

Hello, bombjour!
Good morning (good morning).

The obvious drawback in building a bomb,
is the needing somewhere (or someone) to test it on.

What happened to European Community?
Consciences with diplomatic immunity.
Find a new toy that's more safe than the atom –
the face of a clown with Napoleon's hat on.

Did you really mean it ? – you've got to be joking,
too late to say sorry (the gun barrel's smoking).

Our hope for the future is clear understanding,
but you're still afraid that the Martians are landing.
The 'Reds' neath our beds appear far more attractive
than waking up dead in the radioactive debris.

Frere Jacques Chirac dormez-vous?

You said it's quite harmless – well I beg your pardon,
why didn't you try it in your own back garden?

Whatever became of would peace and goodwill?
Don't sharpen the blade if you don't mean to kill.
Your knowledge has limits (your folly's unending),
are you insane – or just good at pretending to be?

перевод: "История на ночь (История нелучших времён)" (Lightbringer) »

7. Come On Eileen

Look what you get for following leaders,
who lead from the rear – where are they now ?

What did we learn in history lessons ?
How to sit quiet at the back of a class.
With so many things open to question,
it's too late to cry – there's no-one to ask.

Life's an education – a multiple equation,
everybody finds their own solution in the end.
"To be or not to be" is a very lengthy question,
has somebody please got a sharpened pencil they can lend ?

Marching in time down a production line,
what did that teach you 'bout life in the dole-queue ?

The Law of Relativity – (life's relative misery)
The Law of Probability – (it's probably contrived)
Newton's Law of Gravity – (we face a grave reality)
The law that rules the jungle – (only the strong survive)

The path of least resistance – a bland text book existance,
don't expect to find the answers printed at the back.
The only sound advice that's carried me through life –
when the cards are stacked against you, play the joker in the pack.

перевод: "Давай же, Эйлин" (Lightbringer) »

8. Master Race

Look what I got for Valentine's Day:
Lady Luck came along, took my dreams away,
And the tears hurt more than a broken nose –
I bled from the thorns of a barbed-wire rose.

I know that I'm supposed to pray
Thanking God for each new day.
Would it disturb his master plan
To one day be a happy man?

I've tried to be positive, tried to be nice.
I've turned the other cheek so I'd get hurt twice.
I've forced a smile, I've dropped my guard
I've seized the day but it bit me hard.

Life's too short, but long enough to gain
The cap and gown of misery, suffering and pain.
No need to read my diary to see what lies before me –
Just another chapter in my Badtime Story.

The end of love and laughter
now we're happy never after.

My next birthday will, I fear
Be much the same as every year.
Inside the wrapping there
Are a few more wrinkles and a little less hair.

Another Autumn leaf is turning,
One more soul for candle-burning.
Hid beneath the sham and glitter
I taste a cake that's stale and bitter.

I've tried to be positive, tried to be nice.
I've turned the other cheek so I'd get hurt twice.
I've forced a smile, I've dropped my guard
I've seized the day but it bit me hard.

Life's too short, but long enough to gain
The cap and gown of misery, suffering and pain.
No need to read my diary to see what lies before me –
Just another chapter in my Badtime Story.

On my Christmas card last year it said:
"So sorry, Santa Claus is dead.
Crawl into the oven when you've had enough
'Cos it keeps sitting here quietly waiting to be stuffed."

What a festive way to go
Here beneath the mistletoe,
With open eyes and an open wrist
To vanish from your Christmas list.

I've tried to be positive, tried to be nice.
I've turned the other cheek so I'd get hurt twice.
I've forced a smile, I've dropped my guard
I've seized the day but it bit me hard.

Life's too short, but long enough to gain
The cap and gown of misery, suffering and pain.
No need to read my diary to see what lies before me –
Just another chapter in my Badtime Story.

перевод: "Раса господ" (Lightbringer) »

9. Penny Dreadfull

оригинал: Dexy's Midnight Runners

Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
He moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them
Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever
Go toora loora toora loo rye aye
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on Eileen, well I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen

These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not us, no not us
We are far too young and clever
Eileen I'll sing this tune forever

Come on Eileen well I swear (what he means)
Ah come on, let's take off everything
That pretty red dress Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah come on Eileen

перевод: "Дешёвый роман" (Lightbringer) »

10. Master Race

оригинал: New Model Army

Well we all learned how to use a fork and knife
How sometimes we have to wear a suit and tie
And understand these things are what give us this right
To go around the world acting superior

We live with missles and the armaments cash
With rewritten histories and a fictional past
And though some of us still have questions to ask
The ship she sails without a captain

Goddam this master race
that we're born in
Goddam this howling wolf
that we're serving

I've had it up to here...

The opposition, we ain't doing so well
I understadning is weak and our knowledge is small
And though kids scrawl frustration on the back street wall
Most of them can't even spell basatard

Goddam this master race
that we're born in
Goddam this howling wolf
that we're serving

Sometimes all I know is that cold wind blows
Down the valley from the mountain snows
On these muggy nights I lie awake
waiting for the thunder and the skies to break
But they are god and they are strong
And the can name the right and the wrong
And they reclaim the things they own
They call us now...

So candy please forgive these things that I've done
When the master race calls I know sometime that I run
And you mean more to me now than you ever did before
As I try to stay away from their clutches

Goddam this master race
that we're born in
Goddam this howling wolf
that we're serving

11. Bombed-Out

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12. Penny Dreadful