1. Goin' In The Backdoor

Front door's locked, locked up tight
Tried to get in with all my might

Goin' in the backdoor
Gettin' in no matter what
Goin' in the backdoor
Little bit muddy but it sure ain't shut

Shops closed up for service today
But I'm coming in no matter what they say

Goin' in the backdoor
Gonna be a tight squeeze
It's the daddy Mac door
Gonna bring that witchy woman to her knees, yeah
Oh baby to your knees, uh

Sometimes, the backdoor is the only way in
Sometimes, the backdoor is the only way in
But you have to get in for the love to begin

Backdoors never got a welcome mat
But that never stops me 'cause I'm a gutter rat

Goin' in the backdoor
Gonna make a lot of noise
Gonna pay it forward
When I leave the door open for the rest of the boys
The rest of my boys

Hey Satchel! Stix! Lexxi!
Come get a piece of this man!
Hehey! Ooooh! Ah I love it man
Hey baby, you mind if I dip my nuts in your chocolate?
Haha!

2. Anything Goes

Tie a couple lassos around those tits
Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx
Bring a german shepherd on into the mix

Yeah!
Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole
Send a GoPro up your own butthole
Dress your bitch up like a butch marine
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean

Yeah!
Anything goes!
I say anything goes!

Break out the whips
Candle wax
Chains and weed whackers
Baby don't hold back!

Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Fuck you from behind
Fuck you from below
Fuck you from up above
But anything goes with other bitches too
So baby don't fall in love

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut
Zero G anal and weightless cumshots

Anything goes!
Fucking anything goes!

Break out the tanks
Hand grenades
Minus Charlie Sheen
Cuz I don't want AIDS

Anything goes!
Baby anything goes!
Honey anything goes!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!

3. Poontang Boomerang

Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago
Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below
She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fatty
Yeah we're golfin' three days later, guess who shows up as my caddie?

Poontang Boomerang
Just can't throw her away
Dump her ass on a Friday night
She's back by Saturday
Sing it, Poontang Boomerang

My friend was gettin' married, and met the bride to be
It was pretty obvious, she wanted some of me
I told her just the one time, I would make an exception
Then she tried to suck my balls and her own wedding reception

Poontang Boomerang
Give that shit a hurl
But I can almost guarantee
I'm gonna wind up with that girl
Poontang Boomerang
Thought about goin' gay
The boomerang wang is even worse they say

Wow
Look out

You can chuck that whore, if you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better watch out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back
If you're tired of getting in her brown, you can take the next bus out of town
But you can't get far enough away, that bitch will you find any day
Change your name and cut your hair, move away to Timbuktu
But I'm tellin' you right now, that boomerang tang will follow you
You can chuck that whore, if you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better look out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back

Poontang Boomerang
That shit never fails
Sure as a bear shits in the woods
And sail boats have sails
Poontang Boomerang
Better wise up real quick
But the boomerang is as dangerous
Down under on your dick

Poontang Boomerang
Oh yeah
Poontang Boomerang
Wwwow
Poontang Boomerang
Awww
Poontang Boomerang
Oh yeah
Uh

4. That's When You Came In

Every night I'd party till I was stupid stumbling drunk
And the walls were drenched in vomit spit and other peoples spunk
And an endless line of 18 year old stripper druggie whores
Would be winding to my bunk, from right outside the tour bus doors
But I couldn't help but want, for something just a little more

That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me away

I was looking for a woman, more beautiful than most
And not just in the retouched facebook selfies that they post
Who'd refrain from talking only of herself when in my bed
Not that I'd ever consider it, but someone I could wed
I needed someone just like me, but I got idiots instead

That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me away

Of all the girls I've ever known, you show me things no one could ever show me
It doesn't matter where you go, you'll always be the one I want to blow me
Cause you blow me away, whoo

I was ready to retire, maybe move to Mexico
One too many raucous parties, one too many skanky hoes
After all the critics said, our debut record was our peak
Now I couldn't hit the high notes, sometimes I couldn't even speak
But the band had dates in Germany, for just another week

That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me away
That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me
That's when you came in and blew me away
You blew me away
You blew me away
You blew me away

5. Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)

My mansion is the size of a city block
I got a statue of David but he's missing his cock
I got my name monogrammed on the side of my jet
But I can't afford a hangar to park the thing yet

Tell me how is a guy to live

On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills

I got a twenty year old wife and she's eager to please
But she made me throw away my Dokken CD's
I got surround sound running through the whole damn house
And some Dokken's getting cranked
Just as soon as I figure the bluetooth out

Tell me how is a guy to live

On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
On the wrong side of the tracks... out in Beverly Hills

And every night there's Hollywood
Just beckoning from my neighborhood
Transvestites under street lights
Looking so tight, think I just might

I got a Filipino butler with a southern drawl
I can only sleep at night using Propofol
You can take a boy out of the trailer park, you see
But you never gonna get the trailer out of me, no

It's the only way I live

On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
(On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills)
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
(On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills)
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
(On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills)

6. Now The Fun Starts

Take a little toke, drink a little wine
Shoot a little smack, snort a little line
Get a blowjob from the bosses wife
You only live once, baby, live your life, yeah. (Yeah)

Two in the pink, one in the brown
Steel Panther's coming all up in your town
Make one last trip to the corner store
Get tequila and some lube for your backdoor, yeah. (Yeah)

Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!

Party with Caitlyn or party with Bruce
In the front door or in the caboose
Is it a chick or is it a dude?
Doesn't really matter if she looks good nude, yeah. (Yeah)

Yeah, we get so fucking high
The girls are so fucking hot
We never question why
Only why I'm fucking not

Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!

Ooooh baby!

Yeah, anything goes tonight
So let's get high tonight
Tell me how could this be wrong
When it feels so right?

Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!
Now the fun starts!

7. Pussy Ain't Free

Don't need a certified public acountant
To run the numbers on my dick and balls
Don't need to look at every Amex statement
Already know I'm getting charged for the booty calls

Don't need a history of my transactions
To know the piper's going to get her due
It won't be long if there's a missing payment
She'll come for me like she's coming for you

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
You'll pay for that shit one way or another!

She'll make you pay when you're out with your buddies
For every text that you choose to ignore
When you return, interrogation
Your dick is going on the waterboard!

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
(Everybody pays, word to your mother)
You'll pay for that shit one way or another!
(Everybody pays one way or another)

This is not a choice you have that's only in your head
And when you're getting the 3rd degree
You'll remember what I said
Oh yeah cause p-p-pussy ain't free, boy, no

Pay with your gray hair and every wrinkle
Pay with a heart attack or maybe a stroke
Maybe you'll understand on your deathbed
The price of pussy, it ain't a joke!

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!
(You'll pay for that shit one way or another)
Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, mister!
(Baby, let me taste every single sister)
Pussy ain't free, everyone knows
Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!

This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head
This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head

8. Wasted Too Much Time

You really want me to be some other guy
But I can't even try, cause that guy's a lie
And when I try to be him, I just wanna cry
So that guy should die, that fuckin' guy should just die!

I wasted too much time fucking you!
I wasted too much money buying shit for you, too!
Wasted too much time fucking you!
Fuck, baby

Your favorite subject is you
Whenever you're here, I'm number 2
Get somebody new
To order to take out the trash, and kiss your big ass
Cause baby, I'll be boning someone else, too
Who loves to swallow my goo!

I wasted too much time fucking you!
I wasted all my breath, just hoping you'd listen too
Wasted too much time!

Hoped you would change
Yeah, I've been praying for it
No matter what I do for pussy
I'll be paying for it!

You always treated me like doggy doo
Now I'm gonna do the same damn thing to you
And scrape you from the bottom of my shoe
Cause I wasted too much time fucking you

I wasted too much time fucking you!
Wasted too much time fucking you!
Wasted too much time fucking you!
Wasted too much time
Wasted too much time
Wasted too much time
Wasted too much time fucking you

9. I Got What You Want

Well you can go and buy some stuff
But it will never be enough
To fill the void that's in your soul
But I got something to fill that hole

Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants
Everything you need, come on and take that chance
You know I got what you want

I got what you want baby
I got what you want baby
I got what you want baby
I got what you want baby

Five and a half inches of love
Of love

Well you can date a thousand guys
But what I got between my thighs
Is like the sun cause it's always hot
And like a compass it always points to your g-spot

Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants
Everything you need to cure your menstrual cramps
You know I got what you want

I got what you want baby (I got what you want)
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Baby lickin' your lips)
I got what you want baby

Five and a half inches of love

I can give you what you need
You and I were to born to breed
Let me fill you with my seed

There ain't no other guy around
Who's gonna fill you up downtown

I got what you want
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Come give it a taste)
I got what you want baby (Wanna swallow my piece)
I got what you want baby (I got what you want)
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Owww)
I got what you want baby

Five and a half inches of love

Let me lick on your balls
I mean wait suck on my balls baby yeah
That's what I meant to say
Yeah I'm not gay no no

10. Walk Of Shame

Nine in the morning, who's singing the blues
In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes
With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise

Puke on your hand as you reach for the door
Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor
You take one more sip as the concierge calls you a whore

No one to blame, every weekend is the same
Your vagina still ain't tamed
Baby, stand up tall and walk that walk of shame
That walk of shame

Go on, girl!

Sun coming up, side of the road
You stumble from the bus all covered in load
Take a dump in the alley in the spot where your car got towed

Your friends all left, four hours before
Ran out of coke, went looking for more
While you were doing ass to mouth on the tour bus floor

No one to blame, every one night stand's the same
It's the "hide that sausage game"
Baby, smile real big and walk that walk of shame
Walk of shame!

Baby, suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll
Suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll
Don't have to be a fireman to ride the poll
No amount of respect is gonna save your soul

When many moons pass, your tits grow long
But your pussy don't ever stop craving the dong
Now a bunch of old folks gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong

You grab a couple ol rockers, have a m?nage
Your beat up old tits, get a cum barrage
While Satchel and Stix do the walk out of Lexxi's mom's garage

Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll
Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll
She takes five inches up in every hole
She likes to rock n' roll on that rock n' roll poll, yeah

She's a special kind of whore to tame
In the D.P. hall of fame
For Stix and Satchel it's worth that walk of shame

Put your guy-liner on and walk that walk of shame
That walk of shame
Yeah, oh yeah, baby don't complain
Just walk that walk of shame

11. She's Tight

When I'm down I make a call
Got the number written on the wall
First it's busy then I try again
Oh, who's she talking to, could it be him?
I got the number and it starts to ring
I get excited and I start to dream
I start to fantasize of memory lane
Then she answers and she says right way

She says I'm home on my own
Home all alone
So I got off the phone

(She's tight) She's ahead of her time
(She's tight) She's one of a kind
(She's tight) She's a talented girl
(She's tight) She's got her head down tight

I have something got to say to you
Amnesia and my train of thought
On the tip, the tip of my tongue
I had a vision when I was young
You floated in, we floated up
Through the window and down the hall
I smoke a joint and went upstairs
Turned the door and I opened the key

She said I'm on my own
Home all alone
So I got off the phone

(She's tight) She's ahead of her time
(She's tight) She's one of a kind
(She's tight) She's a talented girl
(She's tight) She's got her head down tight

Touch it
Oooh

(She's tight) She's giving me the go
(She's tight) She's giving me the high sign
(She's tight) Turn off the lights
(She's tight) Pull down the shades
(She's nice, she's tight) Turn on the camera
(She's nice, she's tight) And getting ready for action
(She's nice, she's tight)
(She's nice, she's tight)
Turn off the radio
(She's nice, she's tight)
(She's nice, she's tight)
Turn on the video

12. Red Headed Step Child

(бонус)

Alright
Here we go

You caught my attention
When you walked away
After kicking my balls
And saying I was gay
Blowing your rape whistle
Spraying me with mace
Baby my emasculation
Was my saving grace

My big fat erection
Well it was on display
I was wearing spandex
On that particular day
It was a moving target
But you have my aim
Now I'm in love with you
And you're the one to blame

Defile me more than ever before
You make me feel just like the filth on the floor
Pinch on my nipples, you're driving me wild
Come on and treat me like a red headed step child
Like a red headed step child

Yeah
That's the way I like it

Hit me with the teaser
Watch me writhe in pain
Blaze me with your laser
Cut my skull and poke my brain

I need you now, love me till it hurts
Jab my appendix till it ruptures and squirts
Fist fuck my butt hole, you're driving me wild
Come on and beat me like a red headed step child

13. Momentary Epiphany

(бонус)

When I look out to the stars
And confront my own mortality
I'm overwhelmed by desire to live
To do something more, to give
But time is short and I'll soon be dead
Or living in my uncle's pool shed
I get scared and I start to cry
Then I go to my room and get high
I get high

When I look back at history
On the shoulders of giants I see
We are standing you and me
We must not waste this opportunity
But just look at the shape I'm in
I wouldn't even know where to begin
I've been living so long in sin
I think I'll go and get high again
High again

Every moment we begin
Every moment we begin
Every moment we begin

Every moment we begin
Every moment we begin
Every moment we begin

Then we go get high again