1. The Morning After

Can this be or am I dreaming?
What a mess!
Woke up drunk lying on the floor
This cannot be, my place is trashed

Broken bottles everywhere
Vomit oozing down the stairs

I asked myself how did this happen
Don't recall
Why the nasty, pounding headache?
I need relief, where's the tylenol

Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I always regret the morning after!

Morning's passed, now I think I remember
Holy shit!
Ugly bitch playing with my member
Mutated sow with an extra tit
Senseless ruckus late at night
That's when we began to fight
Four AM and we were hungry
Cooked some food
Ate until the fridge was empty
Then they left, all their bellies full

Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes
Getting sick
I swear to kick this nasty habit
And never drink for ever more

Headache ceases, all is fine
Getting thirsty, where's the wine?

I cannot stop though I'm seeing double
Sloshed again
I know it's sad but I really need it
Cause alcohol is my only friend

Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do?
Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I always regret the morning after!

перевод: "Похмелье" (Alex Thorn) »

2. Alien

It come to earth three years ago from deep in space
A brilliant U.F.O.! I could not believe it
Refuge! I let it stay with me a while
Stupid! Now I with that he would go

Alien, Alien – he's a drunkard
Alien, Alien – he ate my food

Consumed my chow 'til nothing's left every week
Are you happy now? I cannot avoid it!
Nosey! He snoops around my private stuff
Porno! And sold my stack of magazines

He broke into my well stocked fridge and drank my beer
I can't get really drunk tonight, the stores are closed
Leave now! You drive me nuts, don't want you here
Oh no! He locked the keys in his spacecraft

перевод: "Чужой" (Alex Thorn) »

3. Don't Panic

Do you care for the world we live in?
Are you aware?
Death! Kill! war's running rampant
Kill! Die! your children are dead
But there's a cause – that's what they tell us
So they lie
Off to war – inflicting terror
Millions die

Let they say: Nothing's wrong at Chernobyl
And they've found another cure for AIDS
Send their guns to Nicaragua
And shake their fingers at Afghanistan
Don't panic – it's just our world

Fatal disease killing society
Safe sex!
No! Hope! They're all drossy cured
Last! Chance! Time's running out
Russian miltdown – people dying
Is it fair?
poison clouds – water our cities
Loss of fair

перевод: "Без паники" (Alex Thorn) »

4. Zombie Attack

I'm just hanging around tonight, just watching films
I am on the Zombie Trip and brutal things I like

Zombie attack

The film I saw is over now and I leave my home
Brutal Zombies are shouting so hard, is it real or not?

Zombie attack

I wake up, this was a dream, I drink my beer
But then I see a Zombie killin', I know I must die

2. Poison

She's got a look that knocking you down
Her husband is so angry kicks her in the teeth

He want to kill, he wants to poison
Poison – he's a maniac
Poison poison

Fuckin' little worms are creeping in her face
The man gets crazy and he must kick her down

Smash the axe into her fuckin' ugly face
The blood is running out of her eyes

перевод: "Атака зомби" (Alex Thorn) »

5. Chemical Invasion

STOP THE CHEMICAL INVASION
German beer's among the finest
The beer is pure and chemical free
A standard set which we are proud of
A standard met by no other land
Purity laws and chemical free
No body pollution – no change!
Preservatives shall soon be common
And the beer will be bastardized

Cnemical invasion
Fight for your right to drink pure beer
Cnemical invasion
It's your right the time is here

Make a stand and try to fight it
They'll poison us with import beer
'Cause German beer – it is the purest
And there's no room for chemical here
Purity laws and chemical free
No body pollution – no change!
No loss for us – refuse to buy it
We'll rather keep our bodies clean

перевод: "Химическое вторжение" (Alex Thorn) »

6. Commandments

Moral law! The drinker's guide
Was handed down by god
Sacred law for man to follow
Revere them as your own

Life's too short to waste your brew
It's plain to see-obey the rules

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer – Commandments
Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse
Just drink your beer – Commandments

Mankind was long deprived
Of the rules encased in stone
Ten written the rest were lost
When will they be found?

Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!

Rejoice I The time is now
Fulfill Your sacred vows
Pay need to the blessed stone
Respect the holy law

Life's too short to waste your brew
It's plain to see-obey the rules

Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!

перевод: "Заповеди" (Alex Thorn) »

7. Tantrum

I came to party with a thirst of for beer
A wanna drink, so give me one to me
My body ashes and I need one now
I'm gonna get drunk and beer is the key
It set my brew down for one second
Went to the toket – I had to peek
When I came back it wasn't very long
For me notice: My beer was gone

Tantrum – who stole my beer?
Tantrum – you must die!!!

I searched the house from
the bottom top to bottom
Checked all closets and under the couch
Came up empty it's nowhere to be found
Guess you stole it and I will kill
Is this a joke or some kind of nightmare
I want my beer and I want now
I gonna gun and know how to use it
And I will the choice is your

перевод: "Истерика" (Alex Thorn) »

8. Maniac Forces

Bombs of destruction threaten our world
They say: We need'em for defending
Millions of citizen must hunger for their insanity
Wiping out our whole planet

Maniac forces

Russians and Americans accuse each other
Of having more bombs than the other one
We live in an uncertain world
Be afraid of the beginning of World War 3

перевод: "Маниакальные силы" (Alex Thorn) »

9. Shit-Faced

Nice hotel – place to stay
We sought a place to get some rest
The owner said: "Please keep it down"

"We're good boys" – so we lied
Raise some Hell!

Two days passed – fuckin' mess
The maids refused to clean our stys
Ravioli neath the rug
Stench of beer – everywhere

We were shit-faced – relieving stress is so much fun
Fuckin' shit-faced – getting sick and thrashing rooms

One week down – place was fucked
We tore the heater off the wall
And broke the windows in our room
No one cared – we were drunk

Raise some Hell!

Bed diving – brand new sport
From our beds we'd start to leap
And dive into the cabinets
They broke too – nothing spared

Went downtown – forgot the keys
We climbed into someone's window
But they shot teargas in our eyes
Didn't – locked outside

Raise some Hell!

Place destroyed – where to now?
We moved into another room
Five minutes passed and it was thrashed
Last warning – they kicked us out

перевод: "Shit-Faced" (Alex Thorn) »

10. (Empty) Tankard

Drinking and fucking through the whole night long
Partying with friends 'til fucking dawn
Let's go thrashin' and stagedivin'
Feel the power and sound again

We want to drink some fucking beer,
we want to drink some whiskey

Frankfurt's thrashers will rule tonight
They're well known for their bloody fight
Wodka and Cognac are our leaders
We've the best, we fuck the fuckin' rest

Empty Tankard

We have come to slamdance tonight
Bangin' and bleedin' till the fuckin' end
Playing fast and running free
Stand up maniacs, you have to fight

We want to drink some fucking beer,
we want to drink some whiskey

Liver is broken down so bloody hard
I keep on drinking until I drop
Bang your head against the fuckin' wall
Show the damned whimps who we are

Empty Tankard

перевод: "(Пустой) Танкард" (Alex Thorn) »