1. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Guys! Guys!"
"What's up man?"
"What is this crap? This ain't Twisted Sister."
"Yes, we thought that"
"This is Twisted Sister"
(Drum begins)
"Oh I sure you man, we never played this so easy.
Will play all this like TWISTED!!!!!"

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself A merry little Christmas now.

Ho! ho! ho! Let's Go!
Ho! ho! ho! Let's Go!

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself A merry little Christmas night!
Ho! ho! ho! Let's Go!
Ho! ho! ho! Let's Go!
Ho! ho! ho! Let's Go!
Ho! ho! ho! Let's Go!

2. O Come All Ye Faithful

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Sing choirs of angels
Sing in exultation
Sing, all ye senders of the heaven above

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Yea, Lord, we greet Thee
Born that happy morning
Jesus, to Thee be all glory giv'n

Word of the Father
Now in flesh appearing
Oh come let us adore Him
Oh come let us adore Him
Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Come and behold Him
Born the King of Angels
Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord

Oh come let us adore Him
Oh come let us adore Him
Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Oh come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem

Oh come let us adore Him
Oh come let us adore Him
Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord

3. White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleighbells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmas's be white

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleighbells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmas's be white
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmas's be white

4. I'll Be Home For Christmas

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love-light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams

"I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents on the tree

Christmas it will find me
Where the love-light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams"

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
How I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams...
Wooh, I'll be home for Christmas
You know, you know, you can count on me
You can count on me
I'll be home be home be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams...

5. Silver Bells

Let's check that.
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear

Silver bells (silver bells)
Silver bells (silver bells)
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling (ring a ling)
Hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Strings of street lights, even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers rush home with their treasures
Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch
This is Santa's big scene
And above all the bustle you hear

Silver bells (silver bells)
Oh, silver bells (silver bells)
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling (ring a ling)
You can hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon it will be Christmas Day
That's right

Silver bells (silver bells)
Silver bells (silver bells)
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling (ring a ling)
Hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Silver bells (silver bells)
Silver bells (silver bells)
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling (ring a ling)
You can hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Silver bells (silver bells)
Oww, silver bells (silver bells)
It's Christmas time in the city
You ring-a-ling (ring a ling)
You can hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon it will be Christmas Day
Ah!

6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creap down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creap down stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night?

Oh what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night?
Yeah

7. Let It Snow

The weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned down low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss good night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss good night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

8. Deck The Halls

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Til the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Done we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Throw the ancient Yule-tide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

See the blazing Yule before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the harp and join the chorus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
While I tell of Yule-tide treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old year passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Sing we joyous, all together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Til the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Done we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Throw the ancient Yule-tide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

9. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows
A turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from One to NineTwo
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to FLY YEAH!

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from One to NineTwo
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!

10. Heavy Metal Christmas

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
a tattoo of Ozzy.

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven black mascaras
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve silver crosses
Eleven black mascaras
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy...

11. We Wish You A Twisted Christmas

(бонус)

We wish you a twisted Christmas
We wish you a twisted Christmas
We wish you a twisted Christmas
And a Twisted New Year