1. Follow

Aw mommy, it's so nice out today
Mommy, wh...why's the sky getting so dark?
And these bees...the bees!
By the light of disciples I beckon thee
By the light of disciples I summon thee

Led into normality
Bred into monotony
Follow, regret
Follow, regret
Follow, regret
Follow
Brainless, ignorant
Incompetence
Follow, regret
Follow, regret
Follow, regret
Follow

Why draw away from the herd?
Do what you're sold
Served up pablum on the sly
Greet us child
This is the way

2. Blister

What are you fuckin lookin at?
I'm gonna rip out your fuckin eye
Blister! Blistered eye
What are you fuckin lookin at?
I'm gonna rip out your fuckin other eye
Blister! Blistered eye
Eye

3. Pork Rind Toes

Pork rind toes, pork rind toes
Dirty, grainy, toenail surprise

Pork rind toes, pork rind toes
Dirty, grainy, toenail surprise

Pork rind toes, pork rind toes
Hot knife lips, 2 litre
Cottage cheese tub hips
Pork rind toes, she's got pork rind toes
Pork rind toes

4. Two-Headed Anal Baby

unergrosse Scheisse ins meine Mund
mit Kase
und mein Stapeler bitte
das ist gut, ja?
zwei Kufe du?
poo-poo baby?
einz, zwei, drei, vier

unbelievably large shit in my mouth
with cheese and my piles please
that is good, yes?
two skids you?
poo-poo baby?
one, two, three, four

Two headed anal baby
Two headed anal baby
Two headed anal baby
Two headed anal baby
Two headed
Anal
Baby

5. P.B.C.

Walking down the hallway
She couldn't believe her eyes
The guests were all enlightened
And the cheer raised up "Surprise!"
Standing in the doorway
Plain for all to see
Blushing in her birthday suit
Lingerie by skippy
Here kitty

Surprise it's your birthday
We did it just for fun
But you've got your own gift
A scratchy little tongue
Try to run away
But your secrets free
Blushing in your birthday suit
Lingerie by skippy
Here kitty
Kitty kitty

6. Hell Comes To Breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast

Cream of wheat full of webs
Captain crunch lost his prize
Rice krispie styrofoam
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast

Snotty eggs, bristly bacon
Lumpy milk latte
Give birth to cheese pucks
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast
Hell comes to breakfast

[F:] Y'know honey, tonight I just want a cuddle
[M:] Oh yeah? Well what am I supposed to do with this?
[F:] You're not getting your stinky cock and balls anywhere near my cunt box snatch
[M:] Well then, how about a little skull, baby?
[F:] I'm not putting that sweaty, greasy salami in my mouth, you heathen
[M:] Fine then, I'm just gonna roll over and go to sleep
[F:] But...I just wanna be held!
[M:] Here's a teddy bear, goodnight!

7. Fully Packed

Bock, bock
Bock, bu...cock
Falling
Your sky is falling
Bock, bock
Bock, bu...cock
Falling
Your sky is falling
So round, So firm, So fully packed
Falling
Chicken little look up
So round, So firm, So fully packed

8. Rent-A-Cop

I'm a cop
Rent a cop
I've got my coffee
I've got my doughnuts
I'm a cop
Rent a cop
That's cop
Rent a cop
7 Adam 12
That's cop
Rent a cop

Doughnuts...I got doughnuts...I got...
Hey! I know you!

9. Bread

Uhhhh...!
...Bred – Bread!
Growing like a never ending tumour
Growing like a skin of mould
Feeding off the remains of old
Growing!
Uhhhh...!
...Bred – Bread!
Growing like a never ending tumour
Growing like a skin of mould
Feeding off the remains of old
Growing!
Uhhhaaaaag!
c 1976 Kiss Inc.R
Uhhhh...
Bred

10. This Is Metal

Metal
You are metal
You need metal
You are so metal
Yaaaaah!

I'm storming the castle
I have my sword
Metal
You love metal?
Yaaaaah!

Metal
Steve Wheeler is...
Byron Stroud is...
Jed Simon is...
Well I'm E Val and
I know I'm
Metal

11. Dis

Clueless fool
A speck of insignificance
...Living in a thin dream
Deluded complainer
Led by the confused
...Living in a thin dream

Perhaps you should be looking at their genitals?

No inspiration, no inner child
No depth – Only icing
Save your breath – I hear you cry
You're just a weak little boy
Wasting your breath – I hear you cry
...You're just weak

Patchwork of stolen identities
Stick to the trend or fade from existence
Can't break the programming
Another follower thinking he's in the lead
Live the lie – The convoluted hoper
Clean and tidy, just right
You're just a weak little boy
Wasting your breath – I hear you cry
No longer mommy's little boy – you're just a weak

12. Waste Of Towels

There is only one woman...But many faces
[M:] Yeah, and you're all bad fucks

Pee on the floor
Missed the door, on the floor

Waste of towels, I lost my bowels
I peed on the floor
I tried but my eyes lied
I could not find the door

Pee on the floor
Missed the door, on the floor

13. Gospel Sodomy Boy On Blow

Boy
Boy on Blow
Boy on Blow
Boy on Blow

Gospel sodomy boy on blow
Let me cum in your ass
Gospel sodomy boy on blow
In your tight little ass
Lucifer's lawnmower boy
Boy – Boy
Lucifer's lawnmower boy
Boy – Boy
Lucifer's lawnmower boy
Boy – Boy
Gospel sodomy boy on blow
Troy – Troy

Boy
Boy on Blow
Boy on Blow
Boy on Blow

Lucifer's lawnmower boy
Boy – Boy
Lucifer's lawnmower boy
Boy – Boy
Lucifer's lawnmower boy
Boy – Boy
Gospel sodomy boy on blow
Troy – Troy

Cocaine for Jesus
Basing the holy Ghost
You'll be hiding behind the giant
And cutting the grass

14. Terry

Housekeeping bag
Here comes the big spaceship
...Thrusters on
Here comes the big spaceship

Terry!

Children fucked from the start
Sleeping naked? Fix the part
Swear throat – First release
Prison sentence
You fucking reek!

Terry!

Who's the gimp in the box
Metal drummer sucking cocks
Meat in his seat
You shoulda seen those feet!

Terry!

15. Bound By Fire

Bound by fire
Bound in flame
Bound by fire
Bound in flame
Bound

16. S-26

(Bonus Track)

Well I miss my coffee machine
It was shiny chrome like out of a dream
In the morning it would make
the best cup damn cuppa Joe
Where oh where did my coffee machine go?

17. DOOOOOH!

(Bonus Track)

Is that hurting you?
No
Oh come on just try one more time...la la la la la la la...here it comes
DOOOOOH!
Oh! The look on your face is...oh! Oh, no...no, tit! No don't do that...no...
DOOOOOH!
Oh, that's it? No, there's more coming. Here it comes for you...la la la la la la la...what?
I don't trust you guys. It's gotta be something really bad
Oh, you don't know how bad. It's going to be so bad for you...la la la la la la...Here it comes
OK, OK, OK
Are you ready?
DOOOOOH! DOOOOOH! DOOOH!
Yeah I like that, oh yeah. No no no no! La la la la la la
DOOOOOH! DOOOOOH!
Oh yes, oh yes. This feels so nice